Germany's Luck is something

Germany: *open mailbox* Keine Stromrechnung bitte.... (No electricity bill please)

Mailbox: *empty*

Germany: *sighs in relief* Danke gott... (thank god)

Postman! Switzerland: *throws letters at Germany's face like a expert* Hier sind deine dummen Briefe und nicht auf meinem Rasen laufen!!!! (Here are your stupid letters and do not run on my lawn!) *left*

Germany: *looks at Switzerland throwing letters at some random German's faces angrily* Schweiz ...? Ein Briefträger ...? (Switzerland? As Postman?) *shakes head* Keine Ursache... (nevermind) *took letters* *opens one*

Letter: Read in English

Germany: .... *opens another letter*

Letter: Do this dare or you'll have your whole life in Bad Luck.
Germany, KISS Spain.

Germany: *opens another letter* And Make some GERITA! <Germany X Italy> please?

Germany: *put letters at the sewer*  Vell, zhats came out of nowhere. *walks back to his house*

*trips and landed flat on his face* ouch! *squeeze nose to prevent it to bleed* gah! *he squeeze his nose so hard it hurts* aaaaaaaaaaah! *having a headache due to nosebleed* Vhat zhe Hell! *saw black cat*

Black Cat: *scratch Germany's face* MEOW! *HISSES AND RAN AWAY*

Germany: VHAT ZHE! ZHAT LETTER IS GOING TO KILL ME! *enter mind palace* I need help! I RECEIVED ZHIS LETTERS ZHAT I'LL MAKE GERITA SOME ZHINGS AND KISS SPAIN

Demon! Ludwig: Don't do such humiliating zhing! ZHEY'LL MISTAKE YOU AS A GAY IF YOU DO IT! YOU WANT ZHAT? *drinks beer*

Germany: NO!

Angel! Ludwig: But if you will, zhe person vho zend zhis vill be very happy *eats wurst*

Germany: Your right...

Angel! Ludwig: und besides... It's only a kiss!

Germany: Only.. a-? *angry* LET'S EXCHANGE BODY AND SEE IF IT'S ONLY A KISS! *fuming*

Demon! Ludwig: YEAH FIGHT ZHAT GAY OFF! *rooting Germany*

Angel! Ludwig: *face palm* I'm out *left for vacation*

Germany: *looks at Demon! Ludwig* Vell?

Demon! Ludwig: Ho! don't look at me! *wears shades* I'm going for a vacazion *left for vacation*

Germany: *went out mind place and man up* I'll LIVE VITH ZHIS *step on the floor*

*Then theres an earthquake attack*

Germany: *looks at the sky* FINE! I CAN LIVE VITH IT! *angrily walks*

*saw unexpected things*

Germany: mein gott!

*Cats started to fly at the sky*

Germany: *shrugs and still continues to walk*

*a man raping a dog*

Germany: 0.0 *awkwardly left and continues to walk*

*zombies started to infest*

Germany: *angry* FINE! I'LL DO ZHE DARE! JUST...JUST BRING EVERYTHING BACK ZO NORMAL! *SHOUTED*

Everything turns to normal

Germany: *face palm* oh gott... vhat did I just put myself into...

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*Door Bell Ring*

Spain: Oh~ it must be the pizza guy~ Coming amico~ *open door* Hola pizz-

Germany: Hallo... *wave hands*

Spain: O.O Germany? Why? *surprised*

Germany: I'm sorry... *shrugs*

Spain: Sorry? for what? *asked*

Germany: for zhis *Kissed Spain passionately*

Spain: *eyes widened but wrap his hands at Germany's neck*

Germany: *toom shirts off*

*Then the Vargas brothers went in the lemony scene*

Romano: WHAT-A THE FUCK!?!?!?!

Italy: *cries* DOITSU! *CRIES*

Germany: *pulled away* Vait! It 's not vhat you zhink!

Romano: SPAIN! YOU-A ASSHOLE! *CRIES WITH ITALY* YOUR-A MOTHER-A FUCKING ASSHOLE *CRIES*

Italy: DOITSU! *CRIES* How-a could you?! *cries* it-a is what I-a saw! it's-a what I-a think! *cries*

Germany: It's a dare!

Spain: *heart broken when he heard that* YOU BIG CHEATER *Slaps Germany's face* CHEATER *Left crying*

Romano: Your-a an ASSHOLE! *cries and left*

Germany: *hugs Italy* I'm sorry... it's a dare... *cries* I have too...

Italy: *sniffs* your-a really sorry? ;-;

Germany: *nods* ja...

Italy: I-a forgive you-a then..

Germany: *kissed Italy* Ich Liebe Dich

Italy: *kissed Germany back* Ti amo

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Germany: *wokes up* MEIN GOTT! VHAT DID I JUST DREAMT.

*a letter fell from the ceiling*

Germany: OH GOTT... *Opens letter*

Letter: You did it soldier. even if it's a dream. we approve it.

Germany: *smiles* IM FREE! *JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW* FREEEEEE! *Break legs*

Prussia: *flying with Gilbirds* LET IT GO! LET IT GO! I KNOW YOU CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! *Release more Gilbirds*

Gilbirds: *chirps*

Germany: *throws a rock at Prussia*

Prussia: *falls in the ground*

*explodes*

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Germany: *wokes up* ZHATS ZHE SECOND DREAM IN ONE NIGHT.

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*snorts* Here is it @Netherlandsgirl! your dare xD I love every dares!. Oh I almost forgot about the Gerita thing @Fangirl1075! I'm sorry ;-; but I hope it repays XD

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