FEMALE PRUSSIA/ MARIA GILBERT: RODERICH!!!!!!! RODERICH!!!! VHERE ZHE DAMN ARE YOU?!?!?

Austria/Roderich: Why did you called Maria?... and why do yo-

Maria Gilbert: SHUT UP MOTHERDUCKER! IMMA FREAKING PREGNANT AND ZHE FATHER IS AN UNAWESOME ZOMEONE LIKE YOU!

Roderich: *staring at Maria with huge lavender eyes*

Maria Gilbert: any vho! I'm going to freakingly raise zhe frauline inside me and zhen let her kill you vhen she grew up. making her think you left us kesesesese~ B)

Roderich: Y-You don't.... need to do that right? We can always raise that child..

Maria Gilbert: Zhis child is only not a CHILD! Zhis Child is awesome and also a frauline~!! Kesese~

Roderich: that is still our daughter... wait how did you know it's a girl?

Maria Gilbert: :V if zhis is a boy, I raised it up as a frau and dress him as girl like you did zo Italy

Roderich: What! You can't do that!

Maria Gilbert: oh yes I can! *snickers*

Roderich: *facepalm* let's just raised that daughter of yours together then.

Maria Gilbert: zhat is nice *nods* ok zhen! Ve can raise zhis frau zogether but only vhen she can call you grandpa!

Roderich: Im her father! Why am I supposed to be her Grandpa?

Maria Gilbert: =_= because I zold so Schiebe...