Note: I have no idea how to make a Crack story ;-; please it's not funny and all I'm sorry *hides behind a tree and started crying with a ghost*

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You walk down the street and saw everyone with tomato heads. "Wtf...."

Spain suddenly falls from the sky and saw everyone as his eyes gone big "TOMATOESSSSS"

Everyone suddenly started running and screaming "IT'S THE ANTONIOCOLYPSE!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN"

"I'LL-A PROTECT YOU-A TOMATO PEOPLES FROM THAT-ABTOMATO BASTARDO" Romano came out of nowhere wearing his Gramano outfit like a boss smoking cigarette like nobody's business.

Tomato peoples ran behind Romano and started packing.

Spain saw Romano and smiled "Hola Romanito~~~" waving his hands

"Stay-a where you are Bastardo, or I'm-a going to-a shoot the hell-a out of your-a head" Romano said pointing his Ak-45 to Spain

And you were wearing a poker face because you had no idea idf this an action drama or comedy ○-○

"ROMANITO~~~" Spain shouted waving his hands on the air while running towards Romano

"DIE BASTARDO" Romano said and shoot the hell out of Spain's head as evaporating little devils began cursing at Romano

Tomato peoples began working on a statue of they're savoir as they cheer and cry for his victory.

"What the hell is happening" You said while staring at Romano

He saw you and started to throw his cigarette away and started walking toward you with a smirk. "Ciao Bella" He stated throwing his gun away. "Hey"

"Wanna rule-a the tomato world with-a me?"

"Heck Yeah!"

And you both rule the Tomato world as more Spains fall from the sky.

The End

-It's totally random ._.-