America: *sobbing* SEALAND! WY D; I BOTH NEED YOU HELP DUDESSS *SOBS*

Sealand: OMFG! DID STEVE ROGER DUMP YO?

Wy: DID YOU FINALLY SHAVE ENGLAND EYEBROWS?

America: HELLL NOOOOOOOO *CRIES* AND I DO HOPE SOOOOOO. BUT NOOOOO D;

Sealand: What's the problem then?

Wy: Tick-Tock the times is ticky-ing-tock

America: I NEED HELP TO CONFESS MY FEELINGS OVER SOMEONE! D;

Wy: Steve Roger?

America: I AM NOT GAY OVER STEVE AND MOST OF ALL DUDETTE SHE'S ONE HOT DAMN OF A CHICK

Sealand: Wait, Steve Roger is part Woman?!?! Ö and his cooking hot chicks?!

America: *cries* NO! STEVE ROGER IS A MAN! IM TALKING ABOUT THE DUDETTE I LIKE!

Wy: So..... Steve Roger woman version?

America: :I I do hope so but... she's waaaaay more cool than anyone! even if I compare her and Stellaa Roger, I still pick the her cuz ya know, I love her More THAN MACDONALD :D.

Wy: awe~

Sealand: wait, who's Stella Roger? Steve's sister?

America: No! it's... kind of a made up name for Steve's female version

Sealand: cool!

America: I know right?

Wy: who's this person anyway?

America: Oh she's a country er... Micro nation....

Wy: OH SHIT! YOU MUST NOT BE FALLING FOR ME! HELL NO

Sealand: FUCK YA BITCH, IM SINGLE FOREVER AND YOU WONT TRY AND TAKE MY VIRGINITY AWAY *POINTS AT AMERICA*

America: WHOA! Dudes chill, she's not you Wy, and dude, Sealand, she's a she not a he

Sealand: Oh!!

Wy: oh *sigh in relief*

America: She's far more prettier than you hehe

Wy: haha, nice =_= we're not going to help you

Sealand: yep!

America: Awe come on! ;-;

Wy: 5 minutes only --"

America: I'm ready and I know it.

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Wy: So base on my research, American usually score girls with pick up lines

Sealand: So try to imagine Yo 'Dudette' in front of you. smiling and all. Beautification, and wearing a dress, a smexy one :D

America: *nosebleed*

Wy: I Agree with Sealand, except for the last term with smexy with it.

America: *controlling nosebleed* so uh... are ve gething sharshed? are we getting started?

Wy: yes, Try to imagine everything Sealand have sai-

America: *NOSEBLEED*

Sealand: LoL xD

Wy: WITHOUT THE SMEXY DRESS, JUST AN ORDINARY DRESS OK?

America: ok..

Sealand: try reciting a Pick up line :D that will turn her on wohoo! >=D

America: *Reciting and imagining*

OH CRAP! I CANT DO IT! SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOOK! I EVEN FORGET MY PICK UP LINE DX

Wy: wow...

Sealand: cool...

Wy: You'll be one with her soon

Sealand: Just like Belarus wanting to be one with Russia

Wy: Yeah

America: *cries in joy* Thank ye dudessssss THE HERO IS OFF

*CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!*