(so...they are texting here)

America: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

America: Canada Hey

Canada: I swear to my pancakes and maples if your drunk again America....

America: PFFFF

America: FO CUROSE OTN

Canada: . . . . . . . .

America: You're funny Canadia

Canada: America. . . You. Are. Drunk. . .

America: YOU DONT KNOW THAT
YOU CANT SEE THE HERO

Canada: IM FUCKING INFRONT OF YOU