America: YO, ENGLAND! What if there was a bomb name DICK?!

England: Oh Bloody God--

America: and people were like

"DEPLOY THE DICK!"

England: Can you not---

America: "BUT SIR, THE DICK ISN'T READY!" *Squeaky Voice*

America:  "THE DICK IS ALREADY READY! NOW PLUNGE THAT SUCKER INTO RUSSIA!" *Laughs and rans around*

England: ... I think my brain cells have deteriorated...