-Inside a Beer Bewery-

Gilbert: Oh Yes! Can you guys believe it?! Vere finally inside zhe brevery faczory of our favorite Beer!!!! HOW IS AVESOME IS ZHAT?!

Gilbird: *chirp*

Francis: ohonohonohon~ Totally awesome Gilbert!

Antonio: Si! it's totally Amazing that they put a lot of work in here! I just hope one day that, one day, they'll make a tomato flavor out of it!

Gilbird: *chirp*

Gilbert: *nod* JA! ZHAT TOO IS AWESOME!

Antonio: *laughs* I know right?

Francis: It would be better if this factory is in my place, so we could get a free taste of it! don't you agree, mon amis?

Antonio: I agree that the factory is in my-

Gilbert: I AM SO AWESOME I VOULD ZHINK ZHE FACTORY LEADER VOULD BE GAY UND FALL INLOVE VITH ME UND ZHEN GIVE ZHE FACTORY TO ME UND LET US DRINK ALL NIGHT UND DAY! DONT YOU GUYS AGREE? *SMILES*

Gilbird: *chirp*

Francis: Now that is a real conclusion *smiles*

Antonio: *nodded* I agree on that ^^

Gilbert: I KNOW RIGHT!? IM SO AWESOMELY--- *Suddenly slip and fell in the huge container of they're favorite beer* OMFG HEEEEEELP!!!! *Drowning* GILBIRD HELP ZHE AWESOME ME!!!

Gilbird: *Floating in the beer* *Chirp* *Floats away*

Gilbert: *CRIES* GILBIRD HOW COULD SO YOU DO ZHIS ZO ME?!

Francis: OH SHIT! EVERYONE PLEASE HELP OUR FRIEND! HIS DROWNING!!!

Antonio: *throwing tomatoes in the tank of beer* GRAB ON THE TOMATOES GILBERT! THEY ARE KNOWN AS LIFE SAVERS!!!

Gilbert: *grabs the tomato and drown more* I ZHOUGHT YOU SAID IT SAVES LIIIIIFE *CRIES*

Antonio: OH SHUTS! IM SORRY!!!!

FRANCIS: *SHOUT AS GAY* HELP OUR FRIEND PLEASE ANYONE!!! HIS DROWNING!!!!

*Employees Started to come in*

Employee: *points* Is that your friend?

Antonio and Francis: *cries* YES!!!

Employee: But his ok! his floating!

Antonio and Francis: wait what?! *looks at the large tank and cries* THAT'S HIS PET! GILBIRD WHO IS FLOATING *CRIES* THAT IS NOT HIM!!!

Gilbird: *chirp*

Gilbert: *suddenly pop put the yellow liquid* HELP! *Cries and drown back again*

Employee: *scratch his neck and let Francis and Antonio out* Don't worry we have this. *closed the door*

Half An Hour Later...

Antonio: GILBERT WHYYYY GILBERT *CRIES*

Francis: GILBERT!!!! WHO'S GOING TO PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL NOW??!?! *CRIES*

Antonio: GILBERT!!!! IM NOT TAKING GILBIRD!!!! HIS A JERK TO LET YOU DROWN *CRIES*

Francis: GILBERT!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO DROWN!!! WHY NOT GILBIRD *CRIES*

Antonio: *cries* I AGREE WITH HIM *SOBS*

*The supervisor came out*

Supervisor: I had a bad news and good news...

Francis: * looks at the supervisor* Why does the bad news have to be first?

Antonio: SI! DID YOU SAVE GILBERT!!? *CRIES*

Francis: I'LL HEAR THE GOOD NEWS FIRST *CRIES*

Supervisor: *Nods* The good news is...

Antonio and Francis: *Stares at the supervisor with tears*

Supervisor: Theres...

Antonio and Francis: *cries*

Supervisor: There's a new flavor for the beer and thanks to you Mr. Carriedo, we now have a so called invented name "Tomato Martini" and we're gonna release it soon *smiles*

Antonio: *Face disappeared because of happiness*

Francis: *cries* and the bad news?

Supervisor: *sigh*

Francis: *cries* No...no...

Antonio: *slowly disappears*

Supervisor: Your... Friend... died... we're sorry but we did everything we can to save him... *shakes head in disappointment*

Francis: *sobs* it's ok...how about Gil- *tears up* I mean.. *cries* How about the yellow bird?...

Antonio: *disappeared*

Supervisor: We flushed him in the toilet.

Francis: *smiles* Thank you... but... do you think... Gilbert *cries* suffers a lot? *Use Gilbert's Awesome t-shirt as tissue*

Antonio: *appeared*

Supervisor: I don't think so...

Antonio: What? 0-0

Francis: What?! 0□0

Supervisor: In Fact, Before your friend drowned, He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom.

Antonio: I think his happy he died that way... *sobs*

Francis: *cries and agreed*

Antonio: But without him... we will never had the new flavor...

Francis: *cries and disagreed*

(At The Funeral)

Ludwig: *cries* YOUR SUCH A DUMPKUF BRUDDER! *MENLY SOBS* IF SOMEONE ASK ME VHY DID YOU DIE *TEARS UP* SHOULD I ZELL ZHEM ZHAT YOU DROWN IN THE POOL OF BEER. *HUGS FELICIANO* SHOULD I ZELL ZHEM ZHAT YOU DROWNED IN ZHE POOL OF BEER VITHOUT ME?! *CRIIIEESS*

Feliciano: *pats Germany while looking at you with a scared expression* welp...

You: *sobs and look at the marbel of Gilbert's name*

Awesome Gilbert Bielschmidt

Age: 26

Birthday: January 18 XX

Reason of Death:

Drowned in the pool of beer brewery.

You: *cries and join Ludwig*

Antonio: WHHHYYYYYYYYY *hugs Lovino while shouting at his ears* WHHYYYYY LOVI WHYYY

Lovino: *ANNOYED*  *Saw a small marbel next to Gilbert's*

Unawesome Gilbird Bielschmidt Bird

Age: Undetermine

Birthday: XXX XX XXXX

Reason of Death:

Been Flushed alive in the Toilet

Lovino: *Trying hard not to laugh but tears flow down his cheeks*

Antonio: *cries* GILLLBERRRTMT ERT ERT *CRIES*

Matthew: *Looks at Lovino and Antonio because of Antonio's scream and ask Alfred* Is Lovino crying for the death of Gilbert or is hebhappy about it?

Alfred: *looks at Lovino* Maybe both of them... I don't know...?