America: Philippines, Do you eat Apples?

Philippines: OPO :D (YES) bakit? (why?)

America: In America, Only poor people eat apples. Dude xD

Philippines: =_=

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Philippines: Hoi, America! Do you eat Bananas?

America: Heck Yeah! :D why?

Philippines: in Philippines, only MONKEYS EAT BANANA ahhahahahahahHahahahahahah

England: Now who's the High breed monkey *laughs*

America: ;-; everyone is so mean