England: I'll take America

France: what?! Why?? It should be mine!

England: Well atleast i have a big responsibility

France: No! Me! My tower will burn you

England: My big ben will suck your tower's whole >:D

France: *GASP* EIFFEL TOWER

England: BIG BEN

France: EIFFEL TOWER

England: BIG BEN

France: EIFFEL TOWER

America: OH GOD JUST KISS ALREADY