America: hey. Dude. Iggy. HEY

England: what?

America: I'm celebrating fourth of July again >:3

England: That's so weird. It's done already

America: well, France had his birthday the other day, and now it's my turn

England: How can you go back to the past. You wanker

America: I will make a portal

England: That's so stupid

America: Why?

England: Since when are you smart to do that? ಠ_ಠ

*Dramatical sad music*