Denmark: Hello Gorgeous Lady!~ how have you been? When on earth did you move to Denmark? This is Matthias, do you remember?

???: I think you've got the wrong number, you see, I'm not a gorgeous lady...

Denmark: Awe~~~~ don't say that ;)

???: Allow me to explain....
I AM A BLOODY MAN YOU BLOODY PERVERTED GIT

*in reality*

England: WHAT IS BLOODY WRONG WITH THIS UNKNOWN NUMBER! DOES HE THINK IM A BLOODY WOMAN?

Denmark: yeah *laugh nervously* lol