Arthur: *fighting Alfred because Alfred is a dick and wanted Amelia to be his and he is winning*

Alfred: *fighting Arthur because Arthur is a weirdo and won't let Amelia be Arthur's and he is losing*

Amelia: Oh ma gawd *calls 911*

911: yes?

Amelia: I HAVE A PROBLEM! *biting nails*

911: what kind?

Amelia: TWO BOYS ARE FIGHTING OVER ME!!!

911: Is that a problem?

Amelia: NO!!! THE UGLY ONE IS WINNING!!!!!!