Canada: *walks in the kitchen* Morning America, *yawns and smiles* what's for breakfast?

America: *in a hot-bikini-apron style and is holding 2 eggs* I HAVE TWO EGGS

Canada: 0.0

America: THE LEFT *raise the left egg* AND THE RIGHT *raise the right one*

Canada: .....

America: IN THE MIDDLE *put down the eggs and took a hotdog* ONE HOTDOG!

Canada: .....

America: PUSH AND PULL TO PRODUCE F*TUS! *dancing to the words*

Canada: .....

America: NOW MY EGGS ARE POWERFUL! :D

Canada: *slowly left the kitchen* I'm definitely not eating that for breakfast......