What if the Allied forces were called to an interview in a live T.V show and if they introduced themselves like...;

Canada: Uhm... Hi I'm Matth----

China:NIHAO!IMYAOWANGARUNICETOMEETYOU!!! *waves hands in the air with his Panda*

Canada: I'm Matt---

Russia: Privet! I'm Ivan Braginsky, ( ^J^) be one with Mother Russia? *smiles*

"..."

Random fan girl: *stood up* OH MA GAWD! HERE! TAKE MY PANTY IVVVAAAANNN! *THREW PANTY IN THE AIR* HAVE MY BABIES!

Russia: ( "^J^) I'm just kidding da? *laugh nervously*

Canada: I'm Matthew---

America: HAHAHAHAHA IM ALFRED HAHAHA F. JONES HAHAHAHA! *EAT BURGERS AND CHOKES*

Medics: *ran to help America in the stage*

France: Bonjour! My Name is Francis Bonnefoy *winks*

All women in the recording room (yes even the old ones): *giggles*

Canada: I'm Matthew Williams... *smiles* finally....

"......"

Everyone: *looks At England*

England: Arthur Kirkland