Lol I know, Title is weird, I just wanted to have a small screening, I have an OOC, her name is Tabuk (Not to mention, it's my hometown) and I have little funny imaginations about her and America, so I was hoping some of these imaginations can make someone smile -3- (Tabuk is 18 years old with a ponytailed brown hair and brown eyes, wearing a red necktie, a white button up shirt, and a red knee-high skirt that's all)

Note: America is fat, he wanted to get thin and all muscularly. So He asked Philippines (female version) to help him get thin. Unfortunately Philippines is busy and so are the other Regions, Cities, Etc. So Philippines assigned Tabuk to help America (Because Tabuk has no fast food shops like Macdonald and Jolibee and etc.) Which became a living nightmare for America but his good, because his getting thin each month

Don't worry you can skip this if your not interested

Enjoy~

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America: Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Face Like Yours *points at Tabuk*

Tabuk: ....

America: BELONGS TO THE ZOO!!!!

Tabuk: ....

America: DONT BE MAD ;D

I'LL BE THERE TOO!

NOT IN A CAGE

BUT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!

Tabuk: you just realized I'm ugly huh?, well peace out, I already am *took out a note* SAY GOOD BYE TO MEAT AND SAY HELLO TO VEGETABLES

America: *GASP* DO NOT!

Tabuk: OH YES I WILL

America: I'LL DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU NOT TO ;A;

Tabuk: Burn all your clothes and wear bikinis while jogging, also, rape my dog Mataklas

America: NOOO EVERYTHING BUT NOT THAT ｡･ﾟﾟ*w(>д<w)*ﾟﾟ･｡

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Tabuk: Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I thought Voldemort was ugly,

But then I saw you

America: .... are you talking to me?

Tabuk: I'm not talking to the monkey but the monkey is talking to me

America: ok, you are talking to me dudette --"

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Tabuk: *watching walking dead the series*

America: OH MA GAWD! I WATCHED ALL OF THESE EPISODES DUDETTE! THIS IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS!

Tabuk: *looks at America annoyed* just shut your mouth and watch

America: *did and watch* holy! I know what happened next to this! Oh my glob! She's going to have her baby in the jail! Oh no! Her corspe would be eaten by a zom--

Tabuk: JUST SHUT UP!

America: OH NO! THEY'RE GOING TO SLICE HER STOMACH TO TAKE THE BABY OUT!

Tabuk: I CAN SEE THAT CLEARLY!

America: NOOOO! IF NICK'S GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THIS HE'LL---

Tabuk: *straggling America* I DIDN'T WATCH THE SEASON YET !( \;A;)\ JUST SHUT UP!

America: *put thumbs up while chocking*

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Mataklas is Tabuk pet white Azkal dog

Tabuk: AMERICA!

America: OH MA GAWD! DID PHILIPPINES SEND ME A LOVE LETTER!?!?!?

Tabuk: well, I hope so and yeah, BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!

America: YEAH?

Tabuk: MATAKLAS IS PREGNANT! :DDD

America: WHAT?!??! YOUR PREGNANT??? SINCERELY IM NOT THE FATHER!!!

Tabuk: IDIOT! MATAKLAS! MATAKLAS IS PREGNANT ASSHOLE!

America: How come?

Tabuk: I SAW A MALE DOG HAVING S*X WITH MATAKLAS :D YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!

America: ∑(O_O;)

Tabuk: what?

America: where did you learn the S*X word?

Tabuk: don't pretend, I know everyone knows what S*X means

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America is thin now

Tabuk: *rejoicing with her new born puppies*

America: *annoyed at Tabuk's overpowered rejoicing* I have an Ak-49 that I used to kill new born puppies

Tabuk: *looks at America putting down the new born puppies* well I used to know a woman who is known to break evil men's eggs

America: Who is she?

Tabuk: it's Me

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America: *making dying whale noises*

Tabuk: *looks at America annoyed*

America: *continue to make dying whale noises*

Tabuk: You know what America?

America: No.

Tabuk: I'd slap you real hard on the face but that would be count as animal abuse

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America has muscles now

Tabuk and America: *eating chocolates*

America: UGH.

Tabuk: what now?

America: I HATE HOW CHOCOLATES IMMEDIATELY MELT IN MY FINGERS! I mean, AM I THAT HOT?

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It's Summer here

Tabuk: IT'S SO HOOOOOT! *lying on the cold floor*

America: OOOPS! Hey Tabuk, I'm sorry! Should I leave? Because I'm so like Hot right now *is shirtless*

Tabuk: *looks at America annoyed* hey, when I said hot, it doesn't mean I'm referring it to you --"

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Tabuk: I'd swim the ocean for Philippines

America: D:< HEY SHE'S MINE LESBIAN!

Tabuk: LOL, I'm just joking, there are sharks in there

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America: I HATE YOU!

Tabuk: ME TOO!

America: No wait, look, I don't hate you, let's put it in this way,

If I had a bucket of water, And your on fire...

I'd rather drink the water

Tabuk: Yeah, I hate you too

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America: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE????

Tabuk: why?

America: I CANT GET OVER PHILIPPINES ;A; SHE'S THERE WHEN IM ASLEEP AND WHEN IM AWAKE

Tabuk: dude, you have her Facebook profile picture on your phone as your IPhone wallpaper, you kept staring at it like 5 hours in the night

America: how do you know?

Tabuk: -_- come on, *shows CCTV* this is the answer

America: WELL, ME AND PHILIPPINES WE'RE DIVORCED AFTER THE WORLD WAR 2 *SOBS* ;A; WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

Tabuk: Search Google

America: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE? *Still crying*

Tabuk: THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE IS MARRIAGE NOW STOP CRYING YOU!

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Tabuk: America come here

America: why?

Tabuk: just come here

America: NO! YOUR GOING TO HIT ME!

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Tabuk is jealous of her older sister Baguio having a boyfriend

Tabuk: I wish boys notice me...

Random Boy: Hi

Tabuk: Not you! GO AWAY!

America: LOL xD

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Tabuk: my life is like a romantic-comedy except there's no romance and just me laughing at everyone's Faces...

America: my life is like a Romantic-Action well except the fact that there's no romance but I got the chance to be beat up by Philippines because of my sexy jokes

Tabuk: *looks at America* they're not jokes, they're dirty pick-up lines

America: that makes it joke! :D

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Tabuk: sometimes I wish I was an octupos...

America: why?

Tabuk: so that I can slap you eight times with one shot.

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Tabuk: *sit down at a park bench*

Cute Boy: *suddenly sit with her* Hi

Tabuk: who paid you muthafucka, I smell the bargain lie you are in.

Cute Boy: I'm just saying hi...

Tabuk: Liar; your holding a dollar. Where's that stupid American

America: *laughing in the floor like ass beside an acacia tree*

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Random cute girl: *staring at America*

America: why are you staring at me?

Random Cute Girl: Because-

America: because I'm hot and you wanted to marry me?

Random cute girl: Yes! OHMG!

America: I'm sorry, I'm taken!

Random Cute Girl: By who?

America: *wear shades* By myself

Random cute girl: ....

Tabuk: Bare with it, his dating himself

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America: Your breakfast is two hardboiled eggs and a sweet susage? *controlling laughter*

Tabuk: *rolled eyes* you have a dirty mind.

America: I don't have a dirty mind, I only have a sexy imagination

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America and Philippines: *takes 100 selfies*

America and Philippines: *deletes 49*

America and Philippines: *stares at that one picture until it gets ugly*

America and Philippines; *deletes that too*

Tabuk: *sitting at the corner watching the whole scene* (-,- ) they're perfect for each other.

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America: WHAT AM I TO YOU?

Tabuk: A Country

America: well that's explain a lot

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Oops maybe my imagination gone wild! Anyways! I hope you guys enjoy this ^-^