England: America! Read the Meeting room's sentence!

America: *stood up* I don't have no friends! *wear shades like a boss*

England: CORRECTION! IT IS 'I don't have any friends' OK? It is 'I don't have any friends'

America: *pats England's shoulders* Dude, no wonder you're so sad these days, you have no friends

England: *fighting back tears* correction... it's still 'I don't have any friends'