Question (1)
Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Germany: I'm 20 years old, and so is Italy.
Italy: Veh~ Me and-a Germany have the-a same age~ *hugs Germany* How about-a you Japan? *smiles*
Japan: *shock and nervously fake cough* It's a secret...
Italy: Awe! come-a on Japan!
Japan: ....30+?
Italy: waaah! that's pretty-a old!
Japan: rike China, my rooks doesn't deceive. So maybe I am 30 prus if you ask me..?
Germany: is zhat a question?
Japan: Honestry, I am much more order than the both of you Doitsu-sama, but it is not confirm what's my age is, my biodata shows nothing but the word 'secret' beside my age
Germany: *nodded* Vell, ve can't do anything about it.
Japan: *sadly nodded* hai....
Italy: awe! Japan! don't be upsetti! forgetti your regretti! eat some spaghetti~ *gives Japan a lot of spaghetti*
Japan: Arigato, Itary-kun ;-; *eat spaghetti* arigato...
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
America: DO NOT FEAR! THE HOT AND TOTALLY SLICK HERO IS HERE! *hero posed* THE HERO IS AT THE AGE OF NINE OF THE TEEN :D
HOW ABOUT YOU MOTHER-F*CKERS?!?!?! *Points at everyone*
England: will you point your finger on the other way around?! How Ungentleman of you!
America: *dancing the hero dance* I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT!
England: *facepalm* bloody git, I'm 23 for god-sake!
France: Ohonohonohonohonohon~ Young are we non? *smiles and pose with the falling rose-petal effect*
England: Well at least I don't look bloody old like you frog
France: Old? *gasp* Me?! *angry* IM ONLY 26 MON CHER!
England: and so? I'm only 23
*and they started to fight and argue*
Russia: ^J^ what's your age da?
China: I-I personally doesn't want to a-answer you aru!
Russia: Awe ^J^ your hurting mother Russia's feeling da?
China: N-No aru! age is one of the most important thing about being a Chinese too aru... The number 2 is considered lucky aru because 'all good things come in pairs' aru.
While the number 6 is an example of the sound byte association mentioned above: "six" is pronounced "liu" in Mandarin Chinese aru. which sound byte is close to the sound byte for the Mandarin Chinese word which means "flowing, smooth, or frictionless" aru. Therefore the number 6 is considered very lucky, aru especially where it occurs in multiples. So highly is the number 6 is very prized aru.
The number 8 is considered extremely lucky aru, perhaps partly owing to its unique symmetry aru and perhaps partly owing to the fact that the 8, laid on its side, resembles the Greek symbol for infinity aru . Additionally, in Mandarin Chinese, aru the sound byte for "eight" is close to that for "prosperity, wealth", aru, while in Cantonese it is similar to the sound byte for "fortune" aru.
Though even numbers are generally considered luckier than the odd ones, aru, one odd number, aru is the number 9 aru, is considered especially propitious aru. This is partly owing to the fact that the number 9 has traditionally been associated with the emperor aru, and partly owing to the fact that the sound byte for "nine" is close to that for the word "longlasting" aru.
While the focus in China is overwhelmingly on lucky numbers aru, there are certain numbers that are considered unlucky and which belief aru, or superstition, has real consequences, much as similar beliefs and superstitions aru, sometimes have real consequences in Western culture, where the 13th floor is occasionally missing from a tall building aru.
In my country aru, and in Korea's, Japan's, and Vietnam's, the number 4 is considered ghastly unlucky aru, because its sound byte is almost identical to that for the word "death" aru. Consequently, Nokia phones in my country aru, do not have a series beginning with the number 4, and similar electronic devices, from PDAs to digital cameras aru, are lacking a series that is either designated "4" or begins with a "4" aru, and some high-rise buildings lack a fourth floor aru
There are a few other numbers that are considered outright unlucky in my culture aru, but these often depend more on a local dialect aru, via sound byte associations aru, than do the lucky numbers aru, which are the main focus in my present aru.
Russia: ^J^ How interesting is your culture China, Da? But I'm asking what is your age da?
China: No! a-aru no... I will become considerable unlucky if I do aru!
Russia: *stick face to China's* tell me or be one with mother Russia, yes? *smiles*
China: *is crying* a..aru...
Russia: say it ^J^
China: *cries* I'm 4000 years old now aru! and four Symbolizes death! I am terrified about the upcoming years now aru ;-;
Russia: don't be sad China ^J^, I will take care of you
China: ;---;
America: Hey Russia dude! what's your age?
Russia:I have no age da? ^J^ *shows biodata* no age
America: *read his biodata* seems fair enough! you look like your 24 dude!
Canada: *is sitting at a chair* I'm 19 years old
Kuma: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada...
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Romano: what........
Spain: :D
Romano: What?!
Spain: :D
Romano: TOMATO BASTARDO WHAT?!?!
Spain: I'm 26 years old Romanito, how about you? ^^
Romano: =_= will you-a stop it. I'm-a not going to-a fall for that bastardo
Spain: Awe~ don't be shy Romano! here have some tomatoes! fresh from the gardens si? *smiles*
Romano: *swipe the tomatoes out of Spain's grasp* I'm-a fucking 23 years-a old you asshole.
Spain: oh! we only have three years gap!!
Romano: Yeah right bastardo.
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Austria: ......
Hungary: Mr. Austria?
Austria: it is mean to ask someone higher zhan you zhere age.
Hungary: Well, both of our age is typically shown as 'unknown' in our bio data.
Austria: Perhaps... *fixed his glasses* your right Hungary, but I've got zhe feeling zhat were both at zhe age of 26.
Hungary: *nodded in agreement* Ja Mr. Austria vwv OMG! DID HE JUST SAY WE'RE BOTH 26??? HOLY CRAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *fangerling*
Austria: *looks at Hungary* --"
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Prussia: kesesesesesese~ ZHE AWESOME ME IS 20+
Lithuania: But Mr. Prussia, do you know e-exact number of your age?
Prussia: Ja, I'm 26 kesesesesesese! how about you Lith.... vait I'm too awesome to remember your name... vhat's your name again?
Lithuania: I'm Lithuania Mr. Prussia *suddenly felt as if his one of the forgotten country which is Canada* I'm 19 years old actually...
Poland: OH! TOTALLY HEY LIETH!
Lithuania: oh no...
Poland: did you know, I totally like, bring Latvia here?
Lithuania: I didn't know...?
Poland: well now you totally know!
Latvia: H-Hey Latvia...
Poland: by the way, I've heard you guys are totally, like talking about their ages so, I'm so like, 19 years old *pose* like a pretty woman!
Latvia: I'm 15... Lithuania, I wanna go home....
Lithuania: me too
Prussia: kesesesesesese~ I invaded your telepathy talking xD
Latvia and Lithuania: how did...?
Prussia: Because I'm AWESOME XD
Poland: then I'll be 20 and dress up like lady Gaga!
Lithuania: Poland No!
Poland: but aren't I old enough to dress seductively like lady gaga?
Lithuania: Yes, you aren't old enough.
Poland: D; LIETH! YOU TOTALLY LIKE, HURT MY FEELING!
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Estonia: I'm 17 years old honestly *continue updating his blog*
Belarus: BIG BROTHET RUSSIA! IM 19 YEARS OLD! IM ALLOWED TO MARRY *cries* I SHALL BE ONE WITH YOU!!! *Wear a shade and smoke cigarette* NO ONE ESCAPE SISTER BELARUS *Spits out her cigarette and started to ride a bad-ass (totally awesome) motorcycle*
Ukraine: *sigh* sorry everybody! my biodata says nothing about my age! but I had the feeling I'm 26! *smiles* GO BELARUS! SHOW YOUR BOOBS!!! ^^
Switzerland: I don't care about her riding that dangerous vehicle all around the world *took gun* unless it will pass my Territory *point guna at Belarus*
Liechtenstein: but big brother, don't just point your gun at Belarus! she's my friend...
Switzerland: *lower gun* sorry about that...
Liechtenstein: Thank you big brother! my biodata says nothing about my age, how about you big brother?
Switzerland: I'm 18 years old, and maybe, just maybe, your 15.
Liechtenstein: Oh... Maybe your right big brother!
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Wy: Technically I'm 12... Wait! IT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO ASK A WOMAN ABOUT HER AGE!
Sealand: haha, don't be ridiculous Wy! your still 12! like me!
Seborga: Well I'm-a 16!
Wy And Sealand: *looks at Seborga* his overage --
Seborga: What? no! I am-a not!
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Finland: Hohohoho! I'm 20! but people mistook me at the age of 18! hahaha, it's quite jolly to heard that I appear younger than I look right?
Hamataro: *bark sweetly*
Finland: awe~
Sweden: *stick face at Finland's* M'rry m' F'nl'nd, 'm 21 (marry me Finland, I'm 21)
Finland: *suddenly hug Hamataro*
Denmark: ... ;-;
Iceland: my biodata says nothing... ;-;
Norway: me too... ;-;
Denmark: yeah, ;-;
Iceland: but I've got the feeling that I'm 18
Denmark: to me, I'm 21
Norway: 20 it is....
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Turkey: hahahahahahahaha what kind of questions is that?
Greece: one thing for sure...that you can't answer....
Cat: Meow!
Turkey: I CAN ANSWER EVERYTHING!
Greece: what's the color of my... underpants...?
Turkey: e-eh?! are you serious?! I can't answer that!
Greece: see... I'm 27, how about you?
Turkey: nah, my biodata says nothing about me age.
Greece: well you look like your on your 30's.
Turkey: well maybe I'm 32, not for sure.
Greece: honestly, you look like a 31.
Turkey: well 31 indeed!
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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?
Taiwan: I'm 18 :) but my biodata says nothing!
South Korea: I'm 16 daze~ confirm in South Korea daze! North Korea is alsoe the same age as me!~
Hong Kong: 17 actually.... like Taiwan... so am I....
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