*Male!Philippines and America talking about their father figure*

Philippines: Spain is not my father, yung p*tit in*ng lalaking yan ay isang maloloko! He betrays me!!, I swear to my life, that one day he'll be buried in the sand along his whole kingdom!!! SANA MAMATAY NA SYAAAA

America: Easy for you to say,

I told England to embrace his mistakes, then he cried in front of us, and hug my siblings and Me.