America: Hey! If you didn't read the 'Dare Eat' <w< I am now the Author

HetaWarts: Three days only

America: Whatever *rolled eyes* so yeah, I have this very Funmy moment!

*le flash back*
America: OH MY GAWD, I CAN DO MY OWN FLASHBACK!

HetaWarts: duh sherlock.

America: back to my flashback

Canada: *calls America*

America: YO!

Canada: come on over! No one's home eh!

America: why?

Canada: please?

America: ok bro! Goin there right now!

Canada: *can hear a starting engine on the other line* thank you mate! Bye!

America: Hey! Don't hang up on m--

Canada: *hang up* lol

300 kilometers later

America: *knocks on Canada's door for 5 hours* HELLO??? IS ANYBODY HOME???? HEEEY??? HIII? OH WTF! IM STANDING HERE FOR FIVE F*CKING HOURS AND HELL THIS CRAP IS ACTUALLY INFRONT OF ME FOR ALL THE TIME!

Door: *with a note*

America: *took note and read it* oh its from Canada.

America,
           I told you that there's no one home! I'm gone fishing! LOL, YOU FALL ON THIS PRANK AMERICA! YOLO HAHAH ROFFLING! BTW Stay and gaurd my home ok?  Cool, see you next week!
                                Canada

America: No ONE IS HOME F*CK