Your Matthew's or Canada's best friend here

Matthew: *crying*

You: *went beside him* Matthew, why are you crying?

Matthew: (some crazy female enemy that you hate to your gut's name) friend zone m-me ;(

You: *gasp* Don't worry, Matt, you'll move on for sure *hugs him* life always give you a second chance called tomorrow

Matthew: *sniffles* thanks (your name)... you d-do know h-how to help me...

You: yeah, I do, *smiles and let go of the hug*

Matthew: *smiles*

You: *took a rock and threw it at your some crazy female enemy that you hate to your gut name's window* BUT NOT THAT BITCH'S WINDOW

Matthew: 0.0

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You go girl xD