Gilbert: I CANT SOLVE ZHIS F*CKING MATH ASSIGNMENT SHSOCSOSNSKSOXJABWOAJABAAJ

Ludwig: *looks at Gilbert's paper and he didn't even answer number 1* =_= brudder, your older zhan me, you should be smarter Zhan I am *went back to his assignments*

Gilbert: *crying* IM NOT A SMART ASS LIKE YOU ARE WEST! IM MORE........AWESOME!

Ludwig: Awesomely Idiot, If I believe *rolled eyes*

Gilbert: *Crying*

Ludwig: JUST SOLVE YOUR F*CKING ASSIGNMENT! BRUDDER! YOU'VE BEEN WHINING FOR GOTT'S KNOW 30 MINUTES!

Gilbert: BUT IM TOO AWESOME TO DO SO ;A; *hugs Ludwig* WILL YOU ANSWER ZHESE FOR ME?

Ludwig: *looks at Gilbert like are you f*cking kidding me face* Gil, I'm a 3rd year highschool, you don't expect me zo solve a 4th year College assignment don't you?

Gilbert: BUT YOUR SOOO SMART ;A; YOU HAVE A ON EVERYzHING!

Ludwig: I do because I work hard on it *rolled eyes and brush Gilbert of him*

Gilbert: I'll let you burrow GILBIRD!!!

Ludwig: Nien

Gilbert: My girlfriend?

Ludwig: Brudder, you have no girlfriend

Gilbert: ok, ok, my porn CD's?

Ludwig: don't bribe me so, I can buy one at Kiku's place

Gilbert: my BDSM collection?

Ludwig: I already collected them all, neatly place in my closet

Gilbert: you didn't use it yet dont you~

Ludwig: .... I'm not answering zhat question

Gilbert: OK, HAVE ALL OF MY BEERS!!!

Ludwig: I'd rather not, zhose are mien money, und so, zhey are my beers

Gilbert: JUST ANSWER MY F*CKING ASSIGNMENT ZHEN

Ludwig: NIEN

Gilbert: how about I call some ponstitutes for you? Mien money

Ludwig: =_= brudder, I get laid a lot zhan you know it.

Gilbert: OH MY GAS! REALLY?

Ludwig: Ja, in my imagination if I corrected

Gilbert: JUST ANSWER MEIN ASSIGNMENT

Ludwig: *looks at Gilbert annoyed* FINE!

Gilbert: YAAAAAAY~~

Ludwig: BUT *blush* BUY ME A GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND GERMAN SHEPERD *covered face with his hands*

Gilbert: *looks at Ludwig like whoa* kesesesesese~ no problem, big brudder have it all

Ludwig: AND DONT FICKING TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT I SAID

Gilbert: Secret safe with me :)

Ludwig: *annoyingly answer all of Gilbert's assignment* There! It's easy! -9 + -9 is easy! I didn't even sweat at all!

Gilbert: LUDWIG! I COULD JUST MARRY YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW!

Ludwig: *face palm*