America: HEY CANADA HEY

Canada: ...yes?

America: WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLAR BEAR IN HAWAII?

Canada: There is no---

America: LOST!! :D

Canada: --" such thing about a polar bear being in hawaii

T.V: NEWS FLASH! A POLAR BEAR WALKING IN THE BEACH OF HAWAII FOUND!

Reporter: Here I am! With the Lost polar bea---

America: dude is that Kuma? *points at the polar bear in the t.v*

Canada: *widened eyes* MY GOD...

Reporter: tell me Mr.Polar bear, what is your name?

Kumajirou: I'm.... lost....

Canada: *fainted*

America: *fainted while Laughing XD