Interviewer: What do you do when you see your own brother, Germany, in a shop?

Prussia: *looks at the interviewer seriously* vhat shop?

Interviewer: a gun shop.

Prussia: *sigh in relief* Vell, If I did see West in a gun shop,

I'll go to another shop.

Interviewer: Why?

Prussia: bieng vith West all zhose years in zhe past war? kesesesese~ He memorize every parts of every gun known zo man! zhe fact is, his creepy vhen you listen to him explaining about guns! He knew every. part. of. zhe. unawesome. guns.