America: *smiling and then his Pokémon, Fennekin which he name The 'Hero's Sidekick' is evolving*

DS: Congratulations!  Hero's Sidekick evolved into Braixen!

America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;A; HERO'S SIDEKICK!!! YOU TOLD ME YOU'LL NEVER CHANGED!!!! ;A; YOU BIG BIG BIG LIAR!!! *Threw his DS at the wall*