Canada: *texting America*

Canada: Hey!

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Canada: France and I are going to Paris, wanna come?

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Canada: I've been practicing how to rap, could I come to your house and help me improve?

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Canada: we're going to watch Big Hero 6 on a special viewing, do you want to come?

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Canada: I'm going to go to Macdonald, do you have any orders?

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Canada: are you getting my Texts?

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Canada:  Good Evening!

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Canada: With France and England....they're drunk again.... help needed... please???

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Canada: HOLY MAPLES! (YOUR NAME) ADMITTED HER FEELINGS TO ME!!!!!!!

America: SHE WAHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Canada: Lol, just kidding, I only wanted to know if your receiving my texts :P
#MapleLyingPower
#ImSoSweetLikeMapleSyrup
#PUTMAPLESONYOURASSAMERICA
#YOLO
#LOL
#YOLO

America: I hate you Canada....