Amelia (female America): *watching a film* HOLY MOTHER BURGERS. NO! NO! NO! DONT GO IN THE CHURCH!!!!! NOOO DUDETTE! TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND! NOOOOO!!! YOUR GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE! AWE SHET! COME ON! DO. NOT. GO. IN. THE. MOTHERF*CK*NG. CHURCH! NO!

Arthur (England): What are you watching, love?

Amelia: our wedding video....