Sealand: *writes a letter for Santa Claus A.K.A Finland*

Dear Papa Santa Claus,

I've been good all year.... month... weeks....days...hours...minutes... SECONDS...! UGH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!! I'LL BUY MY OWN THINGS!!! Why....? because your work as a Santa Claus suuucks! You didn't even give your own son anything last Christmas! YOLO AND YOU. SUCKS.

                   Love, Peter Kirkland, YOUR OWN SON

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Finland: *crying*

Norway: *videoing Finland*

Sweden: *patting Finland's back*

Iceland: *petting Mr. Puffin*

Denmark: uh...why is Finland crying....?

Sealand: The mailman gave him a letter about how bad-a-Santa he is

Denmark: OH MY...THOR.... NO WONDER WHY HIS CRYING! THAT PERSON WHO SEND THE LETTER TO FINLAND IS SO COLD, HAS NO HEART, AND HIDEOUSLY ANNOYING TO TELL THAT TO FINLAND!

Sealand: yeah, and guess what?

Denmark: what?

Sealand: I send it

Denmark: ......