Dare~

Spain: *watering his horde of tomatoes* it's  a beautiful day so? *smiles*

*Suddenly, A Letter fell from the sky*

Spain: hmm.? A letter? *put down his watering can and took the letter* it is! *opens the letter* oh and it's for me~ *smiles and read the letter*

Letter: Walk around the world acting like a Caterpillar (or... just look at your tomatoes..)

Spain: *looks at his tomatoes, shook his head in disbelief, and back at the letter*

Letter: I know what you are thinking. ..

Spain: *facepaled* No.... no...not...that!

Letter: yes, we're going to do 'things' with your tomatoes if you don't do this dare

Spain: HOLY GOD!!! THEY'RE GONNA RAPE MY TOMATOES ;A; MY LITTLE VIRGIN BABIES!!! *summon his axe* YOU SHOW YOURSELF AND TASTE MY FURRY!!!!!!!!

Tomatoes: *disappear one by one*

Spain: NOOOOOOOO MY TOMATOES!!! MY BABIES!!!! MY BABIES!!!! ;A; *Drops axe*

Tomatoes: *stop disappearing*

Spain: .... ha...? *took axe*

Tomatoes: *started disappearing*

Spain:  whaa?..NOOO! DONT DISAPPEAR MY BABIES *let go of his axe*

Tom; oes: *stop disappearing*

Spain: oh....dios...mio...I need to....do...the...dare...o.o

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England: *open his window* what a pleasant day to have some tea.... *sip tea*

Spain: *acting like a caterpillar passing by at England's lawn* Hola England~

England: *spits tea* BLOOD HELL! since when did you walk like that?!

Spain: :D I don't know. fusosososo~

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France: oh, a wonderful day to start the board~. Dios... Miohis maids*

Maids: *giggles silently*

France: ohonohonohon~

Spain: *at Frances carpet passing by like a caterpillar* Hola chicas~ *winks at France's maids*

France: *looks at Spain dead pan* ._.

Maids: *giggles silently*

Spain: *is still acting like a caterpillar*

France: why are you.....walking... like that mon cher?

Spain: Amico, honestly....

France: mm-hmm?

Spain: I don't know :D

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Germany: LETS START ZHE TRAINING *shouted*

Italy: veh, but I'm-a still in-a mia siesta Germany... *Cuddling Italy-Cat*

Germany: I said.....looks at Italy* LETS. START. ZHE. TRAINING

Italy: *salutes tiredly* WHAAAA *cries* I STILL-A WANT MIA SIESTA GERMANY

Italy-Cat: *hisses at Germany and left*

Japan: here we go again...

*and they started jogging*

Italy: It's so-a hot today right-a Japan? *ask while keeping up with Japan*

Japan: Hai, it is *keeping up with Germany*

Spain: Hola Amicos~ *keeping up with them acting like a caterpillar* fusosososo~ :D

Japan and Italy: *looks at Spain* 0.0

Germany: *looks at Spain* =.= how is he keeping up vith us valking like zhat....?

Spain: :D I am amazing si?

Italy and Japan: .....

Germany: No comment

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Russia: *sitting in the middle of his sunflower lawn* Their are zombies in the lawn~

Their are zombies in the lawn~

Thier are zombies in the lawn~

*trying to sing 'Zombies in the Lawn' in Plant Versus Zombies by the Sunflower* if thier are zombies in the lawn... we will kill them da? ^J^ *took out a pipe*

Sunflowers: *sway with the wave of the air, as if, saying 'Yes'*

Russia: ^J^ da...

Spain: *acting like a caterpillar passing by infront of Russia*

Russia: *Noticed Spain* Oh? Be One With Mother Russia, da? ^J^

Spain: *stops acting like a catterpillar and looks at Russia*

Russia: ^J^ *smiles*

Spain: *sped up walking like a catterpillar until he disappears in the field of sunflower leaving Russia without an answer*

Russia: he will... one day... da? ^J^ *ask the sunflowers*

Sunflowers: *sway with the wave of the air, as if, saying 'Yes'*

Russia: Sunflowers never disappoint me ^J^

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China: .... *making Lemon grass tea*

South Korea: aniki! *suddenly pop out of nowhere*

China: WHAAAAA *almost have a Heart attack* YOU... YOU *Points at South Korea*.. WHY ARE YOU HERE ARU... *calming down*

South korea: Japan and I have a fight daze.... ;A;

China: A fight? What fight aru? O.O

South Korea: A fight about K-Pop and J-Pop daze...

China: That is why I hate modernized culture aru  =~=

South Korea: your not helping daze ;-;

Spain: *acting like a catterpillar sticking his arms at South Korea's leg* Say sorry to him amico! He'll forgive you! That's the only thing you need to do~

South Korea: O.O ... how do you do that daze?

Spain: do what?

South Korea: stick your arms like that in my leg daze O.O

Spain: O.O

South Korea: O.O

Spain: I DONT KNOW O.O

South Korea: *freaking out* YOU GOT BIT BY A SPIDER LIKE SPIDER MAN DAZE

Spain: DIOS MIO...

South Korea: I KNOW

Spain: THAT'S TOTALLY COOL :D

South Korea: I KNOW RIGHTz DAZE?! :D

Spain: Si :D

China: --" modernized culture aru...

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America: *listening to 'Sunday Morning' by Maroon five*

Sunday morning rain is falling~

Steal some burgers, share some fun~

Clouds are shrouding me in moments unforgettable

Sodas twist to fit the mold that I am in~

But things just get so crazy, living life gets hard to do~

And I would gladly hit Mac Do, get up and go if I knew~

That someday it would lead me back to Mac do~

That someday it would lead me back to Mac do, oh~

That may be all I need~

In darkness, Hamburgers is all I see

Come and rest your fast food tray with me~

I'm driving slow on Sunday morning

And I never want to leave

*singing a song about him driving in the Macdonald driveway*

Spain: *sticking in the ceiling because caterpillars do that* that's a nice song~ fusosososo~

America: Why thank you.... *eats his burgers then stop* wait a minute...*realise something about the voice* HOLY MOTHER FUCK *looks at the ceiling and jaw drop* IT'S SPIDER MAN!!!

Spain: WHERE?!?!??!

America: OH.MY.GAWD HIS SPANISH!!! SPIDER MAN IS SPANISH!!!!

Spain: THAT'S AMAZING :D

America: NO IT'S NOT!

Spain: why?!

America: SPIDER MAN ISNT SPANISH

Spain: But you said...?

America: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!! SPIDERMAN ISNT SPANISH!!!

Spain: BUT HIS GOING TO BE AMAZING IF HIS SPANISH SI? :D

America: HOLY. COW. YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!

Spain: I did?

America: Yeah! it's called.... the.... AMAZING SPIDER MAN :D

Spain: MAGNIFICO :D

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America: and that is how I ended up with the movie called 'The Amazing Spider Man'

Canada: ....

America: what?

Canada: do you expect me to believe that Spain is sticking in the ceiling mate?

America: yeah?

Canada: I'm sorry, I don't believe

America: oh yeah??? Well *cough cough*

Spain: yes amico?

Canada: *looks up and saw Spain sticking in the ceiling* .......... *facepaled* my....maples....

America: NOW WHO'S BELIEVING *Smiles* Hmp! Hmp! :D

Spain: :D

Canada: *fainted because of ulterior shock*

America: OH MY COW D: CANADA WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED CPR!!!

Spain: *cannot let go of the ceiling* YOU DO IT AMICO D: I CANT!

America: BUT MY SALIVAS WILL BE COMBINE WITH MY BROTHER'S SALIVA D: I DONT WANT THAT!!!

Prussia: *pushed America away* MOVE BITCH >:D ZHE ZOTALLY HOT AND AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE TO SAVE ZHE DAY

Canada: *sat up* I'm awake o.o

Prussia: D: awe.....

Kuma: who are you?

Prussia: I'm zhe awesome Prussia kesesese~

Kuma: no! not you him! *points at Canada*

Canada: ;-; I'm Canada

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Romano: *eating pizza* Seborga...

Seborga: Si?

Romano: some-a-times...

Seborga: si?

Romano: I-a wanted to-a become

...

Seborga: si?

Romano: a... pizza...

Seborga: Si, Si, indeed....wait-a what....

Romano: D:< You heard-a me asshole

Spain: *is now a cocoon* Romano.... ;A;

Romano: *jumps a bit in surprised* WHAT THE-A HELL?!?!??! TOMATO BASTARDO? WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN....SILK????

Spain: IM IN THE METHOD OF METAMORPHOSIS D:

Seborga: meta...wha?

Romano: ...... I don't-a know what's-a that mean...

Seborga: it has-a meta on it, so-a...his a transformer?

Romano: NO WAY IDIOTA....

Seborga: yes-a way!!!!

Romano: TOMATO BASTARDO *looks at Spain*

Spain: si?

Romano: SHOW-A ME HOW TO-A BECOME A TRANSFORMER

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Lol I know it took me so long to finish this dare but yay~ I'm finish~ thank you @icicake for daring :) hope you like it~

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