Dare~
Spain: *watering his horde of tomatoes* it's a beautiful day so? *smiles*
*Suddenly, A Letter fell from the sky*
Spain: hmm.? A letter? *put down his watering can and took the letter* it is! *opens the letter* oh and it's for me~ *smiles and read the letter*
Letter: Walk around the world acting like a Caterpillar (or... just look at your tomatoes..)
Spain: *looks at his tomatoes, shook his head in disbelief, and back at the letter*
Letter: I know what you are thinking. ..
Spain: *facepaled* No.... no...not...that!
Letter: yes, we're going to do 'things' with your tomatoes if you don't do this dare
Spain: HOLY GOD!!! THEY'RE GONNA RAPE MY TOMATOES ;A; MY LITTLE VIRGIN BABIES!!! *summon his axe* YOU SHOW YOURSELF AND TASTE MY FURRY!!!!!!!!
Tomatoes: *disappear one by one*
Spain: NOOOOOOOO MY TOMATOES!!! MY BABIES!!!! MY BABIES!!!! ;A; *Drops axe*
Tomatoes: *stop disappearing*
Spain: .... ha...? *took axe*
Tomatoes: *started disappearing*
Spain: whaa?..NOOO! DONT DISAPPEAR MY BABIES *let go of his axe*
Tom; oes: *stop disappearing*
Spain: oh....dios...mio...I need to....do...the...dare...o.o
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England: *open his window* what a pleasant day to have some tea.... *sip tea*
Spain: *acting like a caterpillar passing by at England's lawn* Hola England~
England: *spits tea* BLOOD HELL! since when did you walk like that?!
Spain: :D I don't know. fusosososo~
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France: oh, a wonderful day to start the board~. Dios... Miohis maids*
Maids: *giggles silently*
France: ohonohonohon~
Spain: *at Frances carpet passing by like a caterpillar* Hola chicas~ *winks at France's maids*
France: *looks at Spain dead pan* ._.
Maids: *giggles silently*
Spain: *is still acting like a caterpillar*
France: why are you.....walking... like that mon cher?
Spain: Amico, honestly....
France: mm-hmm?
Spain: I don't know :D
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Germany: LETS START ZHE TRAINING *shouted*
Italy: veh, but I'm-a still in-a mia siesta Germany... *Cuddling Italy-Cat*
Germany: I said.....looks at Italy* LETS. START. ZHE. TRAINING
Italy: *salutes tiredly* WHAAAA *cries* I STILL-A WANT MIA SIESTA GERMANY
Italy-Cat: *hisses at Germany and left*
Japan: here we go again...
*and they started jogging*
Italy: It's so-a hot today right-a Japan? *ask while keeping up with Japan*
Japan: Hai, it is *keeping up with Germany*
Spain: Hola Amicos~ *keeping up with them acting like a caterpillar* fusosososo~ :D
Japan and Italy: *looks at Spain* 0.0
Germany: *looks at Spain* =.= how is he keeping up vith us valking like zhat....?
Spain: :D I am amazing si?
Italy and Japan: .....
Germany: No comment
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Russia: *sitting in the middle of his sunflower lawn* Their are zombies in the lawn~
Their are zombies in the lawn~
Thier are zombies in the lawn~
*trying to sing 'Zombies in the Lawn' in Plant Versus Zombies by the Sunflower* if thier are zombies in the lawn... we will kill them da? ^J^ *took out a pipe*
Sunflowers: *sway with the wave of the air, as if, saying 'Yes'*
Russia: ^J^ da...
Spain: *acting like a caterpillar passing by infront of Russia*
Russia: *Noticed Spain* Oh? Be One With Mother Russia, da? ^J^
Spain: *stops acting like a catterpillar and looks at Russia*
Russia: ^J^ *smiles*
Spain: *sped up walking like a catterpillar until he disappears in the field of sunflower leaving Russia without an answer*
Russia: he will... one day... da? ^J^ *ask the sunflowers*
Sunflowers: *sway with the wave of the air, as if, saying 'Yes'*
Russia: Sunflowers never disappoint me ^J^
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China: .... *making Lemon grass tea*
South Korea: aniki! *suddenly pop out of nowhere*
China: WHAAAAA *almost have a Heart attack* YOU... YOU *Points at South Korea*.. WHY ARE YOU HERE ARU... *calming down*
South korea: Japan and I have a fight daze.... ;A;
China: A fight? What fight aru? O.O
South Korea: A fight about K-Pop and J-Pop daze...
China: That is why I hate modernized culture aru =~=
South Korea: your not helping daze ;-;
Spain: *acting like a catterpillar sticking his arms at South Korea's leg* Say sorry to him amico! He'll forgive you! That's the only thing you need to do~
South Korea: O.O ... how do you do that daze?
Spain: do what?
South Korea: stick your arms like that in my leg daze O.O
Spain: O.O
South Korea: O.O
Spain: I DONT KNOW O.O
South Korea: *freaking out* YOU GOT BIT BY A SPIDER LIKE SPIDER MAN DAZE
Spain: DIOS MIO...
South Korea: I KNOW
Spain: THAT'S TOTALLY COOL :D
South Korea: I KNOW RIGHTz DAZE?! :D
Spain: Si :D
China: --" modernized culture aru...
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America: *listening to 'Sunday Morning' by Maroon five*
Sunday morning rain is falling~
Steal some burgers, share some fun~
Clouds are shrouding me in moments unforgettable
Sodas twist to fit the mold that I am in~
But things just get so crazy, living life gets hard to do~
And I would gladly hit Mac Do, get up and go if I knew~
That someday it would lead me back to Mac do~
That someday it would lead me back to Mac do, oh~
That may be all I need~
In darkness, Hamburgers is all I see
Come and rest your fast food tray with me~
I'm driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave
*singing a song about him driving in the Macdonald driveway*
Spain: *sticking in the ceiling because caterpillars do that* that's a nice song~ fusosososo~
America: Why thank you.... *eats his burgers then stop* wait a minute...*realise something about the voice* HOLY MOTHER FUCK *looks at the ceiling and jaw drop* IT'S SPIDER MAN!!!
Spain: WHERE?!?!??!
America: OH.MY.GAWD HIS SPANISH!!! SPIDER MAN IS SPANISH!!!!
Spain: THAT'S AMAZING :D
America: NO IT'S NOT!
Spain: why?!
America: SPIDER MAN ISNT SPANISH
Spain: But you said...?
America: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!! SPIDERMAN ISNT SPANISH!!!
Spain: BUT HIS GOING TO BE AMAZING IF HIS SPANISH SI? :D
America: HOLY. COW. YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!
Spain: I did?
America: Yeah! it's called.... the.... AMAZING SPIDER MAN :D
Spain: MAGNIFICO :D
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America: and that is how I ended up with the movie called 'The Amazing Spider Man'
Canada: ....
America: what?
Canada: do you expect me to believe that Spain is sticking in the ceiling mate?
America: yeah?
Canada: I'm sorry, I don't believe
America: oh yeah??? Well *cough cough*
Spain: yes amico?
Canada: *looks up and saw Spain sticking in the ceiling* .......... *facepaled* my....maples....
America: NOW WHO'S BELIEVING *Smiles* Hmp! Hmp! :D
Spain: :D
Canada: *fainted because of ulterior shock*
America: OH MY COW D: CANADA WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED CPR!!!
Spain: *cannot let go of the ceiling* YOU DO IT AMICO D: I CANT!
America: BUT MY SALIVAS WILL BE COMBINE WITH MY BROTHER'S SALIVA D: I DONT WANT THAT!!!
Prussia: *pushed America away* MOVE BITCH >:D ZHE ZOTALLY HOT AND AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE TO SAVE ZHE DAY
Canada: *sat up* I'm awake o.o
Prussia: D: awe.....
Kuma: who are you?
Prussia: I'm zhe awesome Prussia kesesese~
Kuma: no! not you him! *points at Canada*
Canada: ;-; I'm Canada
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Romano: *eating pizza* Seborga...
Seborga: Si?
Romano: some-a-times...
Seborga: si?
Romano: I-a wanted to-a become
...
Seborga: si?
Romano: a... pizza...
Seborga: Si, Si, indeed....wait-a what....
Romano: D:< You heard-a me asshole
Spain: *is now a cocoon* Romano.... ;A;
Romano: *jumps a bit in surprised* WHAT THE-A HELL?!?!??! TOMATO BASTARDO? WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN....SILK????
Spain: IM IN THE METHOD OF METAMORPHOSIS D:
Seborga: meta...wha?
Romano: ...... I don't-a know what's-a that mean...
Seborga: it has-a meta on it, so-a...his a transformer?
Romano: NO WAY IDIOTA....
Seborga: yes-a way!!!!
Romano: TOMATO BASTARDO *looks at Spain*
Spain: si?
Romano: SHOW-A ME HOW TO-A BECOME A TRANSFORMER
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Lol I know it took me so long to finish this dare but yay~ I'm finish~ thank you @icicake for daring :) hope you like it~
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