Atheist- a person who doesn't believe in God

Atheist: *sat beside the bus with Germany*

Germany: *is reading a Bible with his eyeglasses*

Atheist: Hey German buff guy

Germany: *look at the Athiest and close the Bible* Vhat?

Atheist: Can you See 'God'?

Germany: Nien

Atheist: Can you touch 'God'?

Germany: Nien

Atheist: THEN THERES NO GOD YOU ASSHOLE! WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THAT JUNK??? *points at the Bible*

Germany: *wanted to punch the Atheist in the face and threw her in jail but didn't* *inhaled*

Can you see your brain?

Atheist: No

Germany: Can you touch your brain?

Atheist: No!

Germany: ZHEN YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!!! *Glares at the Athiest* DONT PUT GOD IN ZHE LINE, IF YOU MESSED VITH HIM *cracks knuckles* I SWEAR, YOU'LL BE DEAD IN ZHE GROUND AS I KNOW IT SCHIEBE! *sigh and then went back to his reading*

Everyone in the bus: *claps*

Atheist: *stop near a church and started believing in God*