Alfred: *on the phone* KIKU!!!

MY OLD MAN! DISCOVERED TUMBLR LAST NIGHT!!! WHAT DO I DOOO???

Kiku: Did He find your blog???!!!

Alfred: I THINK SO! I think his cursing my house?!?!?!?

England: *Kiku can hear his snickering on the other line*

Kiku: I will mourn for you my friend....