America: *Eats a lot of burgers in front of England*

England: =_= *reading his book*

America: *Eats a lot of burgers in front of England*

England: =_= *reading his book*

America: *Eats a lot of burgers in front of England*

England: =_= *reading his book*

America: *Eats a lot of burgers in front of England*

England: =_= *reading his book*

America: *Eats a lot of burgers in front of England*

England: agh! I can't stand this anymore you bloody git! *slam his book on the table* YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET! LOOK HOW HIDEOUSLY FAT YOU ARE! *angrily point his finger on the innocent eating america* YOUR OUT OF SHAPE!!! OUT OF SHAPE I SAY!!!

America: *stop eating his burger* But I am in shape

England: YOU ARE BLOODY NOT!

America: IM IN SHAPE ENGLAND! CIRCLES A SHAPE!

England: ........

America: told you hahaha :D