Japan: *washing dishes with Germany*

Germany: *washing dishes with Japan*

When suddenly, a letter fell besides them

Japan: *saw the letter and dried his hands* What is this? *took letter*

Germany: *drying his hands* A letter...?

Japan: Hai, it is addressed for both of us Doitsu-Sama *opens letter*

Germany: Vhat does it say?

Japan: *face paled* I...I... can't exprain...but I know... *gives letter to Germany* Itary-kun won't be happy with this....

Germany: another dare? *frowned and took the letter*

Japan: *nodded*

Germany: *looks at Japan with a crimson face* I would not do such zhings!!!

Japan: *nodded* Me too...

T.V Broadcast

Reporter: Germany is suffering Famine at the moment, as you can see, People are having a riot and Carnibalism have been approved by the pre---

Prussia: *wearing only his underwear* *took the reporter's microphone and pushes the reposter away* WEST!!! I ATE MY CLOTHES!!! *SHOWS DYING MUSCLES* LOOK VHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR SEXY OLDER BRU---

SIGNAL LOST

Germany: .... I changed my mind...

Japan: *raised hand* I do not

T.V broadcast

Reporter: we have currently lost our signal in Germany, but for now, we are viewing the famous city of Japan being attack by a Kaijou

Camera: *highlighting the Kaijou attacking a Bakery shop*

Japan: meh

Camera: *highlighting the Kaijou attacking a ponstitute shop*

Japan: I have no problems with those unvirgin citizens of mine

Camera: *highlighting the Kaijou attacking a Bank*

Japan: .... Money are made out of trees, trees is what money are....

Camera: *highlighting dead people at the background*

Japan: Honestry, the worrd war was broodier than this.

Camera: *highlighting the President of Japan being eaten by the Kaijou*

Japan: a rot of peopre can change his prace anyway

Camera: *highlithing the Kaijou attacking an Otaku building featuring Vocaloids, Pokémons, Cosplayers, And the Vocaloids singing but then become terrified at the Kaijou*

Japan: *gasssppppeeeeeddd* I'RR DO EVERYTHING THIS RETTER SAY! JUST NOT THAT BUIRDING! NOT THAT BUIRDING!!! NOOOTTT TTTHHHAAAATTT BUUUIIIRRRDDDIIINNNGGG!

SIGNAL LOST

Japan: *crying*

Germany: *patting Japan's back*

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Italy: I didn't-a see...doitsu and-a Japan this-a day... where could-a they be? *went into a room of Japan's house*

Italy:  ∑(⊙_⊙) *open eyes really wide*

Japan: *reading a JapanXGermany covered manga* *looks away nosebleeding* *and turns back to the manga with tissues on his nose* I'm shipping this but I'm not shipping myserf to Germany

Germany: *reading a GermanyXJapan covered book* Fick... vhat in zhe vorld am I reading...?!?! Is Zhis SMUT???

Italy: Σ(°A°|||)︴*terrified at the view*

Japan and Germany: *notice Italy* IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THING!!!

Italy: *CRIES* ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ⊃□⊂ﾟ)ﾟ･｡ NOT WHAT I-A THINK? DOITSU! I-A LOVE YOU! *SOBS* AND THIS IS-A THE WAY YOU-A REPAY ME??? *Throw a JapanXGermany book at Germany's face* YOU-A COLD HEARTED!

Germany: *poker face*

Italy: YOU-A TOO JAPAN!!! *sobs* I-A FELL IN-A LOVE WITH DOITSU WITH-A JUST ONE LOOK!!! AND-A YOU! *Puts middle finger up* YOU-A STILL NEED TO-A LOOK AT DOITSU WITH-A FIVE STARES TO-A FALL INLOVE WITH-A HIM YOU-A TRAITOR!  *rips a JapanXGermany manga into two* I-A DONT CARE ANYMORE!! HAVE-A BABIES! I-A MOTHER FUCKING DONT-A CARE!!! *CRYING* HAVE TEN-A MILLIONS BABIES OUT-A OF YOUR BILLIONS OF-A SPERM CELLS!!! *put middle fingers up at both of them* CIAO BITCHES!!! SEE YOU IN-A HELL!!! *Crying while slams the door closed*

Japan: (・_・;) ....

Germany: (・_・ヾ) ....

Japan: we sharr pay for what he have done...

Germany: Ja....

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