Scotland: I would like to congratulate our dear brother, England.

England: for what

Wales: being a gentleman,

N. Ireland: and love France. Sexually

England: what can that do to celebrate me?

N. Ireland: a mature kid

England: I'm older than you

Scotland: Your eyebrows are thicker than mine.

England: .

Scotland:

England:

Scotland: cRAP did I said that

England: *goes to the kitchen*

England: *noises of frying pans and plates*

Scotland: oH HOLY SHIT *sprints outside*

Wales: RUn!! *sprints outside*

N. Ireland: IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!!! *Sprints outside*

England: ....