Denmark: hey. Hey! Nor!

Norway: what

Denmark: I have a riddle

Norway: what is it

Denmark: How can you put an elephant inside the fridge

*large footsteps coming from the stairs*

Iceland: OPEN THE FRIDGE, PUT THE ELEPHANT INSIDE THEN CLOSE THE FRIDGE

Denmark: correct!

Norway: ..tf

Denmark: another one, How can you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Norway: ...

Iceland: Open the fridge, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in, then close the fridge

Denmark: Yes! XD

Denmark: Alright. What animal is the king of all animals

Norway: A lion?

Denmark: yes. The lion called out all animals to have a meeting. However, there is one animal that is not in the meeting. What animal is it?

Norway: a turtle.

Iceland: THE GIRAFFE

Denmark: why the giraffe?

Iceland: BECAUSE IT'S STILL IN THE FRIDGE

Denmark: *claps and cries out from laughter*

Norway: ._.

Denmark: Okay! Here's another one! A kid's grandma is so sick. In order to heal his grandma, he has to cross the river because he has a medicine. But there are crocodiles in the river. And you have to swim to get to the other side because the house is there. How can you cross the river?

Norway: what?

Iceland: There are no crocodiles because they are in the meeting!

Denmark: oMFG YES! AHAHAHAHA

Norway: oh..