Italy: Germany! You were really drunk last night!

Germany: Ahh I can tell. My head is pounding

Italy: Remember last night?

Germany: Oh god. What did I do.

Italy: My butt hurts

Germany: WHAT?! MEIN GOTT WHAT DID I DO??

Italy: Oh you threw your beer at the wall. I have been sitting down for a long time now so my butt hurts