AN: Thank you so much for suggesting this ruby_the_random!
This part got a bit too long, so I divided the parts into two parts.
There's a bit of UsUk and Spamano at first, but then, it leads into RoMerica. ^^
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(America's P.O.V)

It has been a few years since I've had this job.
I know it may seem absurd with someone's personality like mine, but, I work as a therapist.
More specifically, for relationship counselling or just someone to talk to when a break up happened.
Everyday is the exact same boring thing,
Wake up, eat, talk, write, home, eat, sleep and repeat.
But, it's what I've always wanted to be when I was younger.
A hero!
In a way, giving therapy to others is being a hero.
Plus, the patients love me!
Not only that, but I have an adorable boyfriend who's name is Arthur.
He's just an adorable dude, okay?
Oh, but he gets mad when people call him 'Iggy' so don't call him that.

I have a new patient today...
I scanned his profile;
Lovino Vargas, age 23, and he has beautiful tan skin along with olive green eyes.
His hair was quite strange with a curl pointing towards the side, but
that's something in common we'll have with!
New patients were always so exciting!
I was so excited that last night, I couldn't sleep and now I'm late for work!!! D:
So here I am, rushing out to work with toast in my mouth.

"Aaah, Mei, I'm so sorry I'm late, Dudette!" I said, dashing straight past the main office.

"It's alri-"

Oops, I passed her.
Ah well, Lovino was probably waiting for a long time for me!
He was the very first patient too today, and I don't think I'm making a good impression so far with me being late, but that's okay!
He was already seated at the chair at my office, and he was in tears.
It looks like this would be an easy patient.
Just someone who rants about their breakup.
But I'm there to listen, and it's hard with my short attention span lately...
Maybe it's from the cartoons?

"Mr. Jones, is that you? What took you so long, bastardo!?"

"Sorry I'm late, bro!
Also, just call me Alfred."

"Okay... Alfred. You probably know what my name is, but I'm Lovino."

"Yep! I already knew what your name was. So... How are you doing?"
That's right, just make some small chat first.
Don't want to overwhelm him too much.

"Idiota, what do you think!?
... I'm fine."

Alright, he's one of those patients...
That's interesting. I'd imagine he's act more cute and innocent to be honest, but don't judge a book by it's cover!

"That's good. I'm gla-"
He cut me off.

"NO I'M NOT FINE!!!
MY BOYFRIEND cheated On Me a-a-and..."
He started to cry.

"Whoa, don't cry... It's alright. I'm here for you. You can tell me anything, I'll try my best to help." I gave that guy a hug, I think it helped.

"Thanks..." He mumbled.

"Alright... So, would you like to explain?"

"Y-yes... It is over between us already...
We were a fine couple. A normal, lovey dovey couple that loved each other.
He took me out on dates, we kissed and did everything together.
I honestly thought I would have spent the rest of my life with him.
I gave him my everything until I had nothing left. Even then, I still wanted to give and give."

Now, don't blame me or anything, but it looked like I was jotting down some notes, but I was just playing tic-tac-toe on my notebook.
Don't tell anyone that!
Just, it helps sometimes.

Lovino continued to speak.
"Until... I had to go back to Italy for
a bit so I could help them with their pizza shop. My family I mean.
They were getting poorer and even getting food onto the table was hard, so I had to help. Antonio wanted to come along with me, so I let him.
That was the worst mistake of my life."

"Alright... When did all of this happen?"

"About a month ago."

I nodded, listening to him again.
I remember Arthur told me that he went to Italy for a bit too.
He was there for business in literature.

"A foreigner was at the pizza shop,
he ordered some pizza and saw that we were pretty much in poverty.
I noticed the way he was looking at Antonio. He even flirted with him!
And I wasn't being overprotective...
He gave him his number as well on the receipt.
His name was Arthur or something."

... Do my ears just decieve me?
Hah... Arthur really us a popular name, there's no way he could've met the one and only Arthur Kirkland who hated greasey foods.

"He came by every single day after that. It was giving the small pizza shop some profit, and eventually, his friends all came as well.
The restaurant was doing great, and my fratello along with his grandfather were rich enough to buy a mansion.
Antonio was acting fishy every single day...
So to break my suspicion, I gave him a surprise visit that night...
He was sleeping with Arthur.
The same bushy browed British boy from the shop... He saw me, and felt guilt."

I momentarily tune him out, and dropped my pen, my mouth wide open.
Bushy eyebrows.
British...

"Wait. Hold on, did that boy have blond hair?"

"Yes, very messy hair."

"Did Arthur have bright green eyes?"

"Yes."

"... I-I can't believe it... He cheated on me... With h-h-him..."

"... Oh my gosh."

I was utterly shocked.
It made sense...
Arthur was becoming more distant to me.
I wasn't allowed to visit him at night sometimes cause he was 'busy'.

And those random Hickey marks would've explained it too!

I couldn't help but let a few tears slide.
I was genuinely in love with that Brit.
That same Arthur who I thought was loyal to me.
That giant eyebrowed boy who I thought loved me.
That green eyed lover who I thought
wouldn't betray me.
This is all a dream... This can't be true.

"... Stop crying, bastard... I'm the one here for the therapy."
Despite his harsh tone, we hugged each other, and weeped together.
I can't just cry helpessly like this...
We have to get revenge on our unloyal boyfriends who stole our hearts.
We have to take it back...

"Fear not, Lovino. I'm the hero!
Which means we'll have to defeat the villains. I have a plan!"
I smiled through my tears, wiping them away.

"Somehow, that is not confronting."

"Shush! So, we should do some pranks on them. The classic nair in shampoo! Pfft, it'd be hilarious for Iggy's hair go bald,!"

"Pranks is your genius idea, idiot!?"

We stared at each other in silence.
I was going to respond with an enthuastic 'Yeah!' But I didn't want to anger him too much.
After a few minutes, he broke the silence.

"Actually... That's not bad.
We'll do the nair in shampoo for my ex, and we'll dye Arthur's hair an ugly colour, like green."

"Alright!!! Hmm... Let's meet at the café in downtown at 1pm tomorrow, Kay?"

"Okay. It's time for me to go now, then.
See you later, Alfred."

Lovino left my office, as I stared at his back. I looked at my list of patients, then at the clock.
Looks like it would be a while.

"Mrs. Arlovskaya, you may come in!" I said.

(Lazy time skip~)

Tic
Toc
Tic
Toc
Time was reeeaally slow today, and it was finally 11:45pm, where I could finally end my shift.
I stayed at my office a little longer than usual to look over my notes and to see if the medicine for each patient was working well.

The next morning was my day off.
I just threw on a casual shirt, and some jeans.
I started the day off at McDonalds.
They make excellent hot cakes, and are so delicious for breakfast!
By then, it was almost one, so I headed over towards the café and saw the familiar auburn brown hair, sitting at the table.

"Yo, Lovino! Haha... Looks like I'm fashionably late."
I was ten minutes late, oops.

"Whatever, I don't care, did you bring the Nair?"

"Yes, it's here in my bag" I replied.

LOL, people must think we're selling drugs or something, that'd be fun to troll people with!!
But we're here to gain revenge!

"I have the shampoo Antonio normally uses.... I broke into his house, but he's out with his dumb friends..."

"Alright, let's empty the shampoo bottle!"

"Okay, we have to somewhere else to empty it."

"... Actually, are you hungry? It's my treat since I was late"

Listen here, I'm not fat!!!
I just reeeally like food, and even though I just ate breakfast, I just gotta have more!

"I'm not hungry. But if you are, we could get something."

"Sure!!! What would you like?"

"I'll take the regular coffee."

So, that's what I ordered.
Along with a pastry puff for him, his coffee and a donut as well as some coffee for me as well!

... Lovino actually looks really cute.
Like, just... He's very interesting.
No, it's just the light.

But he is adorable.

Anyone could get lost in those eyes too...