mochi england x italy x estonia x smol norway (bc norway is precious.)

Estonia, was approached by some old man who said, "Hey kid you want a rice cake?", Estonia stared at the old man and then said, "Sure. I could use some carbs". But it was a mochi thing!!1!!1!!! "By the way, he probably does drugs or something so bee careful kidd- I mean uh, be careful love and tea boy", the old man said as he nyoomed away fAST. so bee4 the mochi thing said anythinggggg, Estoniano r u s h e d home to his waifu Italy. yea, forget GerIta, we have.

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EstonIta, or Itastonia, or uh- warm place x cold place.

nyway, uh so Italy who is currently feeding smol norway, says, "Estonia what is that-". Italy, because it's biologically impossible for men to have children, this mochi is our child, with that Norway kid. I'll name this one.....Arthur. Yes. Mmyes it's perfect.", Estonia whispered as any estonian guy would. Italy, even though he's a sweet cupcake baby thing, siGHED LOUDLY, "O k a y- but next time we're getting a cat.". Smol norway stared at the mochi with his child eyeballs which are probably gazing into it's soul, you never know. I just realized that mochi x readers exist and I feel scared for future generations. Anywaaaaaaay~, the mochi kinda just talks like your average british guy- oh excuse me, A r t h u r the mochi thing. "Hey you wanna do some alcohols, butter flavoured alcohols."(guys don't drink it's a joke desu), norway said as the mochi thing glanced at him, with your normal british emotion, n o n e. Oh wait wrong country. but just to be clear, this is basically england so we need edginess. B a d things began to happen, there was a loud knocking noise. *cough* police *cough*.

bUT LOOKIE IT IS PEPSI MAN JAPAN

"hello do you have your pepsi", he says calmly because he's japan and stuff whatdoyouwantfromme-

but seriously, so Estonia and Italy randomly kiss or something that couples do and suddenly!!!!!!

Nothing happens. You can use your imagination~

Okay this is it but trust me, writing these will make me more sane than crack book-

Bye