"Dude, Kiku is the best." Alfred F. Jones said giddily to his brother Arthur, practically bouncing up and down. "You have like, no idea--"

"...good for you." Arthur said. He was already getting a headache. *sigh*

"And I'm gonna go see him soon! It's gonna be so great! I can't wait!"

Alfred bounced away. Thank the lord, Arthur thought to himself.

"I heard that, bro!"

...what the fuck...?

Kiku looked up from his schoolwork as his friend approached with a shy, gentle smile. "Ohayo, Alfred," he greeted.

"And a Kansas to you too, dude!"

...

...idiot.