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"Fredka, what do you think of me?" Ivan asked the other man out of the blue one day. Alfred paused in thought, before smiling.

"Dude, I think you're cute."

Ivan's eyes lit up. "Cute as in sexy, yes?"

Alfred laughed and shook his head. "Nah, cute as in it's cute you still think you won the Space Race, sweetie."

"..." Ivan frowned. "But I did..."