Arthur raised his eyebrows at Alfred as he proceeded to stuff a huge burger into his mouth. Good thing he was good at deepthroating, or else he might be dead by now.

"Alfred, you might want to cut back on the McDonalds." Arthur mused. "It'd be more healthy for you that way, you know."

Alfred pouted and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Well no one asked your Mcfuckin opinion, Arthur. So just shut the Mcfuck up."

Arthur rolled his eyes in amusement. Some people just never learn.