** No harm meant with this joke! **

"Hey Keeks! I got a joke for ya! Wanna hear it? I just know it'll make you laugh!" Alfred said enthusiastically to his best friend, jumping up and down.

Kiku looked up calmly from his book. "Oh. Sure. If you think I'll find it funny then go for it."

"Where did Japan go after the bomb?"

"..." Kiku slowly turned around to glare at him.

"Everywhere!" Alfred laughed like it was actually funny.

"I'm going to fucking kill you now." And no one really blamed him when he tried either.