World War I alliances be like:

Germany and Austria-Hungary: ATTACK

Serbia: HALP

Russia: I'LL SAVE YOU

France: Me too! Because Russia is my friend!

England: OMG U ATTACKED MY LITTLE NEUTRAL BELGIUM FITE ME GERMANY

Belgium: 😊

Japan: I AM FRIENDS WITH ENGLAND THEREFORE I FITE GERMANY

Italy: I WANT LAND PLZ

Germany and Austria-Hungary: ...

Germany and Austria-Hungary: Well fuk

Ottonman Empire: *drops bomb on Russia*

Russia, France, and England: ATTACK!!!!
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Idk I'm tired