America: Britain! Why is it that I went to war with you for freedom while Canada didn't!?

Britain: Because Canada asked to be free.

America: But I asked!

Britain: You were screaming 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH'

America: So I could have just asked?

Britain: Yes

India: Actually, it's better not to ask and just do. Then ask for forgiveness later.

Britain:

America: Great advice! I'll have to use that more often!

Britain: ... Thanks India...

India: You're entirely welcome
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