France: I'm feeling Hungary

Hungary: ... here we go again...

Britain: That's good, because I'm Putin some Turkey in the oven.

Canada: Oh, can I have a Canada Turkey Greece?

France: Of course! We have Laos of Turkey Greece.

Canada: Alright! I'm Russian on over!

Britain: Do you want it here or Togo?

France: How about here? Because China to carry a can of Greece is never a good thing.

Canada: Good idea. I wouldn't want to give US A hard time cleaning up.

Britain: Well I could get those New Zeal-and lock bags I used for my Chile.

Canada: We could Thai the top of it too. Can I borrow Europe?

France: What rope? Be Frank with me.

Canada: You know, the one Indi-a Eiffel Tower.

France: OMG no! That rope has a bad Oman attached to it!

Britain: Yemen! That holds the tower up!

Canada: Oops. Would you Belize that. That's gonna be a Spain to rebuild.

France: Why must you be so Hanoi-ing!?

Canada: Oh Gabon, guys. It's not that bad... we'll just Port-au-Prince here and he can pay for rebuilding it.

France: Get Djibouti out of my country!

Canada: Okay! Okay! Kuwait, can I still have that Turkey Greece?

Britain and France: OUT WITH YOUR SEOUL!!!
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I don't know whether I should laugh or cry at these horrible puns