United Nations: Congratulations, South Sudan. You have been recognised as the 193rd state of the world by the United Nations.

South Sudan: WAIT! Isn't a nation a group of people with shared history and identity within a country?

United Nations: Yes

South Sudan: And isn't a state another word for country, which is a nation with autonomy and recognised by the UN?

United Nations: Yes...

South Sudan: Then why the hell are you called the United Nations and not the United States?

America: Copyright