Germany: Hey Russia wanna hear the three stages of procrastination again?

Russia: Be frank with me. What if I'm doing the fourth stage of procrastination?

Germany: ?

Russia: What if I'm Lenin it go?

Germany:

France: OH HON HON HON I think Ja just got owned Germany

Germany: Russia how can I be Frank when I'm not French?

France:

Russia:

Russia: I think you mean oui just got own France