Found this off humoropedia.com and thought it was great. Title reads "Move to America!"

A man from the Soviet Union obtains a permit to the USA, and his new neighbor asks how much he likes his new apartment, so he asks him what his apartment back in Russia was like.

"Oh, my old apartment was perfect. I could not complain."

So the neighbor asks him what his job was like at home.

"Oh, my old job was perfect. I could not complain."

So the neighbor asks what the food was like back at home.

"Oh, the food was perfect. I could not complain."

Puzzled, the neighbor says "If everything was so great in the Soviet Union, why did you move?"

The man says "Here I can complain."