Introduction

I'm sure many Hetalia fans are familiar with the infamous Hetalia ending song called "Marukaite Chikyuu" and its parodied covers. To those who haven't heard the song, stay pure. That song can drag fans deeper into Hetalia Hell if they aren't careful. But if anyone is feeling curious or nostalgic, I've linked America's version of the song to this section to give anyone an idea of the song's structure as well as connect the music to the 50 States versions.

Yes, that's right. I've made full versions of "Marukaite Chikyuu" for the 50 States. I've written the lyrics a long time ago. But admittedly, I've failed to publish the original book that was supposed to contain all the versions. Later on, I've published shortened versions of their "Marukaite Chikyuu" in Hetalia: 50☆Stars. And finally, after spending a lot of time and energy editing every version of the song, I've published the full versions of the 50 States "Marukaite Chikyuu" in this guide for everyone to read at their own pace.

Before diving into the list, I want to take some time to explain the lengthy process of how I've created these versions and their quirks.

• There's no perfect English translation of "Marukaite Chikyuu". For example, the most common lyrics in the song are 'Marukaite Chikyuu'. Most sites translate it as 'Draw a circle, there's the Earth'. However, additional translations include 'Draw a circle, that's the Earth" and 'Draw a circle, it's the Earth'. I'm sure that sounds nitpicky. Most of these English translations are similar by definition, however, they're quite different when it comes to how they're sung. Some English speakers/readers prefer 'there's' over 'that's' over 'it's'. Keep in mind it's one of many lines, all of which have various translations that differ in how the lyrics are phrased. That leads to another challenge when coming up with fan versions of the song.

• English translations aren't the only translations I've used. I've also referred to Romaji which is basically Kanji in English. Romaji translations have given me a general gist of the syllables in every line of the song, allowing me to create lyrics that "flow" with the tempo. Quite often, the English translations of "Marukaite Chikyuu" don't match the tempo of the song which can sound jarring if sung aloud. To correct these "awkward" lines, I have to rephrase lines to not only match the rhythm but also make sense as well.

• The aspect of these versions that require the most work is creativity. Every version has fan-made lyrics based on an OC's history, culture, and personality, all of which come from research I've done on each state. Some states like California, Texas, and New York are easier to make than others like Nebraska, Idaho, and Wyoming. As mentioned in the previous point, these traits must be turned into lines that not only match the rhythm of the song but also make sense as well.

• Some readers may not be fully aware of the references I've listed in every version. As such, I've added lengthy footnotes at the end of every version for everyone to understand in addition to some of my thoughts regarding the creation of each version.

• I'm sure there'll be comments nitpicking the versions I've created. I don't mind changing some lines. I don't mind criticism as long as it isn't too rude. But please keep in mind the amount of work and time I've spent creating FULL versions of the song for over FIFTY OCs. I doubt many people have done the same amount of work as mine which is quite understandable. Heck, there are only eighteen official versions of "Marukaite Chikyuu". That seems like a lot of versions. But compared to the fanmade versions I've made, I applaud them for making eighteen thus far.

• A minor problem I have while making these versions is the format. I can have all fifty versions of the song in a single section. But that'll mean lots of scrolling and page-turning. If reading off a computer, that can be annoying because of the ads in the way. Such a format is also problematic for readers when looking for certain versions they're interested in. Thus, I've divided the versions into parts. There'll be a table of contents at the beginning of each part in case anyone loses track of the versions they're looking for. Hopefully, this kind of format helps the reading experience.

• I'm no professional songwriter. These versions aren't perfect despite my best attempts to intimate the song's structure. But hopefully, everyone likes the fan-made lyrics I've made. There are many references in addition to some great humor I hope that's appreciated by anyone familiar with the state.

• If anyone wants to use these versions for their own OCs or anything else, they may use them freely as long they give me credit. I hate for all this work to be claimed by someone who has done little of it. That's all I'm asking anyone who plans to use these versions for whatever reason.

• Thanks to those who've read the entire introduction. Despite the amount of time and work I've spent on this project, I'm satisfied with the results. Overall, I hope y'all enjoy reading the full versions of the 50 States "Marukaite Chikyuu".

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Table of Contents

+ Part 1: Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia

+ Part 2: New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, Vermont, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, Louisiana, Indiana, Mississippi

+ Part 3: Illinois, Alabama, Maine, Missouri, Arkansas, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Iowa, Wisconsin

+ Part 4: California, Minnesota, Oregon, Kansas, West Virginia, Nevada, Nebraska, Colorado, North Dakota, South Dakota

+ Part 5: Montana, Washington, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, Alaska, Hawaii

+ Part 6: Washington D.C., American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands

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Delaware's Version:

Hey, hey, pappa, give me some milk!
Hey, hey, mamma, hey, hey, mamma!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Freshly-baked peach pie I ate before!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Delaware!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I am the First state!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The Blue Hens think I'm number one!
Go, Delaware!

("Should I be disappointed people only come here for tax-free shopping?")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Delaware!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Quite a wonder, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Diamond State!

Ah, with some broiling,
A recipe will make you cry with joy!
("Why do I have five hundred chickens?")
My motto is Liberty and
Independence!

Yeah, yeah, Jersey, get me some chicken!
While you're at it, Penny, can you please broil it?
Oy, oy, America, peace is the best!
Ja, ja, Sweden! ("I still remember you!")

Hey, hey, pappa, have an Orange Crush!
Hey, hey, mamma, hey, hey, mamma!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Freshly-baked peach pie I ate before!

Oh, Delaware!
Oh, Delaware!
Oh, our beloved Delaware!

("Cluck-cluck!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Delaware!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The Blue Hens think I'm number one!
Go, Delaware!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
There's nothing other than beaches here!
I'm Delaware!

~

Author's Note:

It was difficult creating Delaware's version due to a lack of "interesting" stuff about the state. This version is adequate. But compared to others I've created, it's not that memorable. Most likely, I'll come back to improve the lyrics of this version.

Footnotes:

• Milk is the state beverage of Delaware.
• Peach pie is the state dessert of Delaware.
• "The First State" is Delaware's official nickname.
• The Delaware Blue Hen(s) is symbolic of Delaware, being the state nickname, the state bird, and the sports team for the University of Delaware.
• Delaware is one of a few states to have no sales tax. As such, it's common for people from neighboring states to go shopping in Delaware, especially during the holidays.
• "Quite a wonder" is a small reference to one of Delaware's nicknames, "The Small Wonder."
• "The Diamond State" is one of Delaware's nicknames.
• Delaware is known for its production of broiler chickens.
• Speaking of broiler chickens, the growth of the broiler chicken industry in Delaware is partially thanks to Cecile Long Steele who originally ordered fifty chicks, only to mistakenly receive five hundred chicks instead.
• "Liberty and Independence" is the state motto of Delaware.
• New Jersey and Pennsylvania are some of Delaware's neighbors.
• Delaware was originally New Sweden, a colony in North America founded by Swedish (and Finnish) settlers.
• Though the Orange Crush cocktail originated in Maryland, it's a popular drink among Delaware beachgoers. I also mentioned the drink as a nod to Maryland's influence on the state.
• "Our Delaware" is the state song of Delaware.
• Apologetically, Delaware is quite lackluster compared to its surrounding neighbors. From what I've read, the beaches are the main tourist attraction of the state, especially during the summer.

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Pennsylvania's Version:

Hey, hey, papa, give me root beer!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Shoofly pie I ate so long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm Pennsylvania!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Keystone State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The Liberty Bell tolls for freedom!
Pennsylvania!

("A Yinzer's bones are made of steel! Doncha know?")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm Pennsylvania!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Always moving, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Quaker State!

The oven acquaints you
With recipes made of happiness!
("I love cheesesteaks and hoagies!")
Four score and many years ago
I beat the South!

Hey, hey, Jersey, get me chocolate syrup!
Afterward, Mary, stir it in a glass of milk!
Oy, oy, America, peace is awesome!
Come on, Delaware! ("Let's fly a kite!")

Hey, hey, papa, have a lager!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Shoofly pie I ate so long ago!

Candy and chips!
Pretzels and more!
Snacking on junk food tastes so good! ("It's making America fat though...")

("Peep-peep!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm Pennsylvania!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Let's lose some weight at the boxing gym!
Gonna Fly Now!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
Let's declare our independence!
Pennsylvania!

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Author's Note:

Pennsylvania's version is one of the easiest to make due to the state having a vibrant history and culture. At the same time, it pains me deeply not to be able to mention everything about the state. Some important things I fail to mention include coal, locomotives, Sheetz versus Wawa, football, wrestling, and lots of food originating from the state (sorry, hoagie fans).

Looking back on the song, I realize much of it is Philadelphia-based, partially because some of the most important events in U.S. history happened around Philadelphia. Apologies to Yinzers for failing to include more references to Pittsburgh. Overall, it was fun making Pennsylvania's version.

Footnotes:

• Commercial root beer was introduced at the Philadelphia Centennial Exposition in 1876. Afterward, root beer became popular, especially during Prohibition.
• Shoofly pie is a molasses pie in Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine. It was originally introduced as the Centennial cake in 1876 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia.
• "Yo" is an informal expression that was popularized by the Italian-American community in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in the 1940s.
• "The Keystone State" is Pennsylvania's official nickname.
• The Liberty Bell is an iconic American symbol of independence, located in Philadelphia.
• A "yinzer" is a person who identifies with Pittsburgh, a city in Western Pennsylvania that's famously known for its steel production.
• "Doncha know?" is a Pennsylvania Dutch English term that's usually added at the end of declaratory sentences.
• "The Quaker State" is one of Pennsylvania's nicknames.
• Philly cheesesteaks and Italian hoagies are sandwiches originating from Philadelphia.
• "Four score and..." is a reference to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address in the aftermath of the Battle of Gettysburg in Pennsylvania. Though Pennsylvania didn't single-handedly beat the South aka the Confederacy during the American Civil War, they were still able to prevent the Confederates from invading the North multiple times.
• New Jersey, Maryland, and Delaware are some of Pennsylvania's neighbors.
• Chocolate syrup is a nod to Hershey's chocolate syrup. It's often used to make chocolate milk.
• Speaking of milk, it's the state beverage of Pennsylvania.
• "Peace is awesome" is a nod to Prussia's famous catchword. Thanks to Prussia and General Baron Friedrich von Steuben, America and the Thirteen Independent Colonies managed to win the American Revolution.
• "Let's go fly a kite" is a reference to Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment in Philadelphia.
• For the second "introduction," I use a lager as a reference to Yuengling, the oldest brewery in the United States located in Pottsville, Pennsylvania.
• Pennsylvania's spiel about snack foods refers to her production of various snack foods, especially in York County where it's known as the "Snack Food Capital of the World." 
• "Peep-peep!" is a reference to Peeps, sugar-coated marshmallow candies in the shape of chicks. Just Born, the company that creates them, is located in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
• "Let's lose some weight at the boxing gym!" is a reference to the Rocky movies.
• Speaking of the Rocky movies, "Gonna Fly Now" is also known as the "Theme from Rocky". It's often played during training montages in preparation for fighting a stronger opponent.
• "Let's declare our independence" refers to Independence Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where the Declaration of Independence was signed.

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New Jersey's Version:

Hey, hey, papa, give me grape juice!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Tomato pie I ate long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm New Jersey!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Garden State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Sporting a six-pack and a tan!
I'm New Jersey!

("M-My armpits aren't that smelly! I use plenty of deodorant!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm New Jersey!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Crowded and dense, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
Just call me Jersey!

Ah, the nearby diners
Have recipes made of happiness!
("I'm still full from that Fat Beach!")
The zipper of dreams is fully open!
I'm New Jersey!

Hey, hey, Delaware, have a jägerbomb!
While you're here, Penny, get yourself a shot!
Oy, oy, America, peace is awesome!
Fuck off, Yorkie! ("Don't call me Joisey!")

Hey, hey, papa, have some red wine!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Tomato pie I ate long ago!

Melts in your mouth...
Not in your hands...
Have some colorful M&M's! ("What's with the dirty look?")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yo, I'm New Jersey!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Roll the dice in Monopoly City!
I'm New Jersey!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
It's a treat to spend a night with the
Jersey Devil!

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Author's Note:

Even though New Jersey's version is one of my favorites to create, there are a couple of things I wasn't able to include. Taylor Pork Roll and saltwater taffy are some foods that didn't make the cut. Though I hinted at the kind of reality TV shows that take place in New Jersey, I wish I made some kind of mention relating to The Sopranos since that show contributed to the state's stereotypes. Nevertheless, I still like how this version turned out.

Footnotes:

• Welch's is an American company that's known for its fruit-based foods and beverages, notably grape juice. It was originally founded in Vineland, New Jersey.
• New Jersey is known for two kinds of tomato pie: Italian tomato pie and Trenton tomato pie.
• "The Garden State" is New Jersey's official nickname and slogan.
• The "six-pack and tan" is a reference to a 'certain' look among New Jerseyans, especially those on reality TV shows based in the state.
• Among derogatory nicknames for New Jersey, the "Armpit of America" is a reference to the state's geography looking like an armpit. The additional mention of deodorant is another reference to a Dove advertisement that once used the derogatory nickname as a "compliment."
• "Crowded and dense" is a reference to New Jersey being the most densely populated state in America.
• Most residents are cool simply referring to the state as "Jersey." I've thought about using "The Crosswords of the Revolution," but that's too much of a mouthful. So, I've gone with Jersey instead.
• New Jersey has the most diners in the United States and is sometimes referred to as the "Diner Capital of the World." 
• A "Fat Beach" is a type of Fat sandwich served at Grease trucks located on the College Avenue Campus of Rutgers University in New Brunswick, New Jersey.
• "The zipper of dreams is fully open" is a line from Italy's "Marukaite Chikyuu." Funnily enough, the modern zipper was invented in New Jersey. Thus, I reused the line for New Jersey's version since it made sense.
• Delaware, Pennsylvania, and New York are New Jersey's neighbors.
• Jägerbombs are a popular alcoholic drink served at bars and clubs in New Jersey. It's somewhat of a symbol of frats and douchebags, according to some opinions.
• "Joisey" is a derogatory nickname for New Jersey by people not from New Jersey, mainly spoken by New Yorkers.
• Red wine is popularly ordered in New Jersey, especially among Italian American communities.
• "Melts in your mouth; not in your hands" is the slogan of M&M's, a chocolate candy that was founded in Newark, New Jersey.
• "Monopoly City" is a nickname for Atlantic City, New Jersey, referring to many areas of the city being referenced in the Monopoly board game.
• "Roll the dice" is not only a nod to the board game, but it's also a reference to the city's gambling industry.
• "A Night with the Jersey Devil" is a song created by Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen, an American rock singer-songwriter who's also a New Jersey native. In 2008, he released the download-only single on October 31st as a "Halloween treat."

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Georgia's Version:

Hey, hey, papa, get me a Coke!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Shrimp and grits I ate so long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Hello, I'm Georgia!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I am the Peach State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The Empire State of the South!
I am Georgia!

("The only thing scarier than walkers are white sheets.")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Hello, I'm Georgia!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Over yonder, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Goober State!

Ah, the pot is stewing
A recipe that comforts the soul!
("Mine's better than Virginia's!")
The other Georgia wishes they're me!
I'm a sweetheart!

Hey, hey, Alabama, make some sweet tea!
Now, now, Carolinas, there's plenty to go around!
Oy, oy, America, peace is peachy!
Oh, Florida... ("Bless your heart.")

Hey, hey, papa, have some sweet tea!
Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Shrimp and grits I ate so long ago!

Gone with the wind!
Gone with the wind!
Tomorrow is another day...

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Hello, I'm Georgia!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain!
I am Georgia!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
Just an old sweet song from Brother Ray!
I am Georgia!

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Author's Note:

There was plenty of information about Georgia to create this version. The only difficulty I had was making lyrics relating to Ray Charles. I wanted to mention him in whatever way possible, but the lyrics I struggled to make were too lengthy. Somehow, I managed to include him, and that made me happy doing so. Other than failing to mention peach cobbler, I like Georgia's version overall.

Footnotes:

• Coca-Cola (aka Coke) is a brand of soft drink originating from Georgia.
• Shrimp and grits is a popular dish in Georgia.
• "The Peach State" is Georgia's official nickname.
• "The Empire State of the State" is one of Georgia's nicknames.
• Walkers are a name for zombies in a TV series called The Walking Dead which originally sets in Georgia.
• "White sheets" are a reference to the white costumes worn by the second Ku Klux Klan whose revival began in Stone Mountain, Georgia.
• "Over yonder" is a Southern expression meaning "over there."
• "The Goober State" is one of Georgia's nicknames. Goober means peanuts which is the state crop of Georgia. In the past, people from Georgia were called goobers.
• The "pot" is referring to an old iron pot located in Brunswick, Georgia that supposedly made the first Brunswick stew. Their claims are disputed by Virginians who believe the recipe originated in Brunswick Country, Virginia.
• There's a country called Georgia that's unrelated to the U.S. state whatsoever.
• Alabama and Florida are some of Georgia's neighbors. Though only South Carolina is one of Georgia's neighbors, I've lumped her with North Carolina for the lyrics to flow smoothly.
• Sweet tea is a popular drink in the South, known to come in various flavors such as peach.
• "Bless your heart" is a common phrase in the South. It has multiple meanings, either expressing sympathy or telling someone they're "dumb but can't help it."
• Gone with the Wind is a novel by Margaret Mitchell that takes place in Georgia during the Civil War and Reconstruction Era. The novel also has a critically acclaimed film adaptation of the same name.
• "Tomorrow is another day" refers to the last line in the film adaptation of Gone with the Wind.
• "Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain" is a line from Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech.
• Stone Mountain is an attraction in Georgia, known to have an enormous rock relief depicting three Confederate leaders: Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Stonewall Jackson.
• "Just an old sweet song" is a line from "Georgia on My Mind" which is the state song of Georgia. The song was sung by Georgia native Ray Charles Robinson aka "Brother Ray" as he preferred to be called.

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Connecticut's Version:

Hey, hey, daddy, get me Foxon Park!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of those
Snickerdoodles I ate long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm Connecticut!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Constitution State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Follow the long tidal river to
Connecticut!

("From experience, all arguments eventually lead to compromise.")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm Connecticut!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Yankee Doodle, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Nutmeg State!

Ah, the taste of seafood
In a recipe makes me cry with joy!
("Pepe's makes the best white clam pie!")
Handsome Dan is a handsome dog!
Connecticut!

Hey, hey, Massy, make me some ice cream!
While you're here, Rhody, what flavor do you like?
Oy, oy, America, peace is dandy!
Look, New York! ("I have so much money!")

Hey, hey, daddy, have some soda!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of those
Snickerdoodles I ate long ago!

Connecticut!
Connecticut!
The Land of Steady Habits!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm Connecticut!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
Let's go sailing out on the lovely
Long Island Sound!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
The hero has blue eyes and blond hair!
Connecticut!

~

Author's Note:

I think I've done a great job creating Connecticut's version despite failing to mention the state's insurance industry. But let's be real. Lyrics involving insurance sounds lame.

Footnotes:

• Foxon Park is a local brand of soda in Connecticut.
• The snickerdoodle is the state cookie of Connecticut.
• "The Constitution State" is Connecticut's official nickname.
• The name "Connecticut" originated from the Mohegan word 'quonehtacut,' meaning "place of long tidal river."
• The Connecticut Compromise was an agreement between large and small states concerning legislative representation in the U.S. Constitution.
• "Yankee Doodle" is the state song of Connecticut.
• "The Nutmeg State" is one of Connecticut's nicknames.
• Connecticut cuisine is known for its fresh seafood.
• White clam pies are a variation of the apizza (aka New Haven-style pizza). It was invented by Frank Pepe whose family owns one of the oldest and best pizzerias in the United States called Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana.
• Handsome Dan is a bulldog who serves as the mascot for Yale University's sports teams. They're one of the oldest living mascots to be adopted in the United States.
• Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and New York are Connecticut's neighbors.
• Ice cream is the state dessert of Connecticut.
• The jab toward New York is referring to his average income being lower than Connecticut's. Though not the richest state, Connecticut is well-known for its finance and insurance industries.
• "The Land of Steady Habits" is one of Connecticut's nicknames.
• Sailing is a popular activity to do in the Long Island Sound. I imagine Connecticut sailing on a yacht while singing this line.
• The "hero" refers to three people. One of them is America for obvious reasons. Another person is Connecticut's state hero, Nathan Hale, who supposedly had blue eyes and blond hair. The third person is my Connecticut OC who has such characteristics.

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Massachusetts's Version:

Hey, hey, daddy, give me cranberry juice!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Boston cream pie I ate long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm Massachusetts!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I am the Bay State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The mayflower welcomes you to
Massachusetts!

("Only geniuses are allowed to attend Harvard and MIT!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm Massachusetts!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Wicked pissa, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Puritan State!

Ah, with some simmering,
A recipe will make you cry with joy!
("Better than England's, at least!")
The Fenway Frank is boiled and grilled
To perfection!

Hey, hey, Connecticut, give me some beans!
While you're at it, Maine, can you please simmer it?
Oy, oy, America, peace is wicked!
Fuck you, New Yawk! ("And Little Rhody, too!")

Hey, hey, daddy, have a lager!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Boston cream pie I ate long ago!

Because of You!
Our land is Free!
All Hail to Massachusetts!

(*Musket shot*)

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Massachusetts!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
There's a tea party at the harbor!
Massachusetts!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
The Patriots will always win!
Massachusetts!

~

Author's Note

With so much history and culture relating to Massachusetts, it's quite easy to make their version. At the same time, there'll always be things I'm unable to include within a single song. Some things I've failed to mention include: Thanksgiving, the Salem witch trials, Cape Cod, The Freedom Trail, basketball, volleyball, clam chowder, various state symbols, and much more. If I have the opportunity to create "Hatafutte Parade", I'll be sure to include many things for Massachusetts's version of that song. Overall, I think I've done well incorporating much about the state in this one.

Footnotes:

• Cranberry juice is the state beverage of Massachusetts.
• Boston cream pie is the state dessert of Massachusetts.
• "The Bay State" is Massachusetts's official nickname.
• The mayflower is the state flower of Massachusetts whose plant symbolism means "welcome." The flower is also the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to the region.
• Harvard University and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) are highly ranked institutions of higher education, both of which are located in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
• "Wicked" is Boston slang for "very" or "great" in some instances.
• "Pissa" is Boston slang for "cool."
• "The Puritan State" is one of Massachusett's nicknames.
• Due to events in the American Revolution, I characterize Massachusetts as being on bad terms with England.
• The Fenway Frank is a variation of the hot dog, usually served at Fenway Park in Boston. Compared to other ballpark hot dogs that are usually steamed or grilled, Fenway Franks are boiled and grilled in addition to being served on a split bread roll instead of a hot dog bun.
• Connecticut, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island are some of Massachusetts's neighbors.
• Massachusetts is known for baked beans.
• In addition to showcasing Massachusetts's Boston accent, I also show their hostility toward 'New Yawk' and 'Little Rhody,' both of whom are known to mess with him for historical and cultural reasons I can't fully explain without making these footnotes extra lengthy.
• The lager is a reference to Samuel Adams Boston Lager.
• "Because of You / Our land is Free" is the state patriotic song of Massachusetts.
• "All Hail to Massachusetts" is the state song of Massachusetts.
• The musket shot is a reference to "The shot heard round the world." Concerning the American Revolution, the phrase refers to the opening shot at the Battle of Concord on April 19th, 1775.
• The "tea party in the harbor" is a reference to the Boston Tea Party.
• The Patriots refers to American patriots winning the American Revolutionary War, but it also refers to the New England Patriots, an NFL team based in Boston, who are known for having winning seasons in recent years.

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Maryland's Version:

Hey, hey, daddy, get me Natty Boh!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Smith Island cake I ate long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Maryland!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Old Line State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A fabulous world can be seen!
Let's have a toast at a poet's grave!
I'm Maryland!

("Am I Catholic or Protestant? God, I don't know anymore...")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Maryland!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Free and merry, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Chesapeake State!

Ah, with some boiling,
A recipe will make you cry with joy!
("It's better with Old Bay Seasoning!")
The taste of the Baltimore snowball beats
The summer heat!

Hey, hey, Delaware, get me blue crabs!
While you're at it, Ginny, can you please boil them?
Oy, oy, America, peace is the best!
Come on, Penny! ("My flag is beautiful!")

Hey, hey, daddy, have an Orange Crush!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Smith Island cake I ate long ago!

Black-eyed Susans
Are a flower
And a cocktail at the Preakness!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Maryland!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A fabulous world can be seen!
The Star-Spangled Banner waves at
Dawn's early light!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
Jousting with strong deeds and gentle words!
I'm Maryland!

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Author's Note:

I had no issues creating Maryland's version. The problem was the guilt of leaving various things about the state out such as lacrosse and various state animals. I thought about the "bad side" of Baltimore's reputation, but I felt that would bring down the mood of the song. Overall, I like Maryland's version quite much.

Footnotes:

• National Bohemian (colloquially called Natty Boh) is an American brand of beer originally brewed in Baltimore, Maryland.
• Smith Island cake is the state dessert of Maryland.
• "The Old Line State" is one of Maryland's nicknames.
• The toast at a poet's grave is a reference to Poe Toaster, an unidentified person who makes an annual tribute to Edgar Allen Poe at his original grave in Baltimore, Maryland.
• "Am I Catholic or Protestant?" is a quote from APH England while he was drunk. I borrowed the line as a reference to the religious conflicts that happened in Maryland during the 17th century.
• "Free" is a reference to one of Maryland's nicknames, the "Free State."
• "Merry" is a play-on-words of "Mary" in Maryland's name.
• "The Chesapeake State" is one of Maryland's nicknames.
• Old Bay Seasoning is a blend of herbs and spices created in Baltimore, Maryland. It's popularly used to season blue crabs.
• A Baltimore snowball is a variation of shaved ice popularly eaten in Baltimore, especially during the summer.
• Delaware, Virginia, and Pennsylvania are some of Maryland's neighbors.
• Blue crabs are the state crustacean of Maryland. They're popularly eaten in Maryland cuisine.
• The state flag of Maryland is unique among state flags. Either people love it, hate it, or find it meh. Either way, Maryland will always love their state flag.
• The Orange Crush is a summer cocktail originating from Baltimore, Maryland.
• Black-eyed Susans are the state flower of Maryland. It's also the name of the official cocktail for the Preakness Stakes which takes place in Baltimore, Maryland.
• "The Star-Spangled Banner" is the national anthem of the United States. The lyrics are based on a poem written by Francis Scott Key after witnessing the Battle of Baltimore in the War of 1812.
• Jousting is the state individual sport of Maryland.
• "Strong deeds, gentle words" is the English translation of Maryland's state motto.

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South Carolina's Version:

Hey, hey, daddy, give me some tea!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Frogmore stew I ate so long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm South Carolina!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Palmetto State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A beautiful world can be seen!
Let's shag along to some beach music!
South Carolina!

("My politics may be red, but my favorite color is indigo blue.")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm South Carolina!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Take a step back, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Iodine State!

Ah, with some boiling,
A recipe will make you cry with joy!
("It's like a barbecue!")
The pâté of the South tastes scrumptious
In deviled eggs!

Hey, hey, Georgia, brew me some sweet tea!
While you're at it, North, can you refill my glass?
Oy, oy, America, peace is great!
Yeah, I secede! ("Just kidding!")

Hey, hey, daddy, have some sweet tea!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Frogmore stew I ate so long ago!

Carolina!
Carolina!
I'm the best Carolina!

("Fore!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
I'm South Carolina!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A beautiful world can be seen!
This basket holds my money crops!
South Carolina!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
Wielding both a sword and a mace!
South Carolina!

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Author's Note:

South Carolina is one of the states who goes "too far" with its state symbols. Like, they have named over forty things as state symbols. I can't complain since those symbols make it easier to create South Carolina's version. Without them, my job would've certainly been more difficult. Overall, I like this version, mainly for the references I've managed to cram in this song.

Footnotes:

• South Carolina-grown tea is the state hospitality beverage of South Carolina (not to be confused with the state beverage which is milk). That's because Charleston Tea Plantation on Wadmalaw Island is the only tea plantation in the United States.
• Frogmore stew (aka Beaufort stew or Beaufort boil) is a seafood boil named after a community in the middle of St. Helena Island, near Beaufort, South Carolina.
• "The Palmetto State" is South Carolina's official nickname.
• The Carolina shag is the state dance of South Carolina. It's known to accompany beach music which is the state popular music of South Carolina.
• Though South Carolina is known for its "red" politics, the state color is indigo blue.
• "The Iodine State" is another nickname for South Carolina.
• Barbecue is the state picnic cuisine of South Carolina.
• Pimento cheese is often called "the pâté of the South" or "Carolina caviar." It's quite popular in Southern cuisine, often eaten with crackers, in sandwiches, and added to grits. It's also used to make a filling for deviled eggs.
• Georgia and North Carolina are South Carolina's neighbors.
• South Carolina was the first state to secede from the Union as well as start the Civil War at Fort Sumter.
• "Carolina" is one of South Carolina's state songs.
• "Fore!" is used to warn anyone standing or moving in the flight of a golf ball. The Scots who've invented the sport brought it to South Carolina in the 18th century. In the present era, South Carolina is known for its golf courses.
• The "basket" refers to sweetgrass baskets, the state craft of South Carolina. Historically, they were created by slaves from Western Africa in the planting and gathering of crops. In the present era, such baskets continue to be locally made around Mount Pleasant.
• The State of South Carolina has a ceremonial mace representing the House of Representatives and a sword representing the Senate.

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New Hampshire's Version:

Hey, hey, daddy, give me some beer!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Boiled dinner I ate long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's New Hampshire!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Granite State!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The finches are lilac purple!
I'm New Hampshire!

("As the first state to host the primary, please go easy on me!")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's New Hampshire!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Za Warudo, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the White Mountain State!

Ah, with some boiling,
A recipe will make you cry with joy!
("I-I swear it's delicious!")
Afterward, I'm going skiing
With my Chinook!

Hey, hey, Vermont, boil the maple sap!
Afterward, Maine, can you pour it onto the snow?
Oy, oy, America, peace is nice!
Come on, Masshole! ("Stop calling me a cow!")

Hey, hey, daddy, have a glass of beer!
Hey, hey, mommy, hey, hey, mommy!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Boiled dinner I ate long ago!

Live Free or Die!
Live Free or Die!
Death is not the worst of evils!

Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
My name's New Hampshire!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A wonderful world can be seen!
The finches are lilac purple!
I'm New Hampshire!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
I miss the Old Man of the Mountain!
I'm New Hampshire!

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Author's Note:

It was incredibly difficult creating New Hampshire's version. Not only was it tough finding information about the state that didn't sound generic, but it was also difficult turning that information into lyrics. Other than the lines relating to their (badass) state motto, I think the version is adequate for the state. I blame the boiled dinner for not making the state stand out.

Footnotes:

• New Hampshire consumes the most beer/alcohol out of all the states.
• Boiled dinner is a regional dish of New England, yet it's most associated with New Hampshire. I know that sounds sad, but it's not my fault New Hampshirites can't distinguish their cuisine from the rest of New England.
• "The Granite State" is New Hampshire's official nickname.
• The purple finch and the purple lilac are New Hampshire's state bird and state flower respectively.
• New Hampshire hosts the first primary in the quadrennial American presidential election cycle.
• "Za Warudo" is Japanese for "The World." It's an iconic catchphrase from Dio Brando, a major antagonist in a Japanese manga and anime called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The character's first name was inspired by Ronnie James Dio, an American heavy metal singer-songwriter, who was born in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
• "The White Mountain State" is one of New Hampshire's nicknames.
• Skiing is the state sport of New Hampshire.
• The Chinook is a breed of sled dog originating from New Hampshire. It's also the state dog of New Hampshire.
• Vermont, Maine, and Massachusetts are New Hampshire's neighbors.
• Sugar shacks (aka sugar houses) are places where sap from sugar maples are boiled into maple syrup with the option of pouring the boiled syrup onto the snow to create maple taffy. They're usually located in northern New England.
• "Cow Hampshire" is a nickname coined by people from Massachusetts to refer to the simple northern state.
• "Live Free or Die" is the (badass) state motto of New Hampshire.
• "Death is not the worst of evils" as well as the state motto comes from John Stark, a (badass) American Revolutionary General from New Hampshire.
• The Old Man of the Mountain was a series of granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in New Hampshire. It looked like the face of an old man until 2003 when the formation collapsed. The Old Man continues to be depicted on various New Hampshire items such as quarters and license plates.

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Virginia's Version:

Hello, father, want some sweet tea?
Hello, mother, hello, mother!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Smithfield ham I ate so long ago!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Virginia!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Looking closely, that's the Earth!
Or maybe, that's the Earth?
I'm the Old Dominion!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A beautiful world can be seen!
Pure like the flowering dogwood!
I'm Virginia!

("When I'm not retired, I serve as the nation's defense.")

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Virginia!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Motherly love, that's the Earth!
Lie on your back, that's the Earth!
I'm the Mother of States!

Ah, my home-cooked recipes
Fill America's tummy with joy!
("England wasn't exactly the best cook.")
Feel free to tour Mount Vernon
For some whiskey!

Pardon me, Kent, spit out your tobacco!
While you're here, West, mind preparing the table?
Oy, oy, America, peace is lovely!
Yes, yes, D.C.! ("I have intelligence for you.")

Hello, father, have some whiskey!
Hello, mother, hello, mother!
I cannot forget the taste of that
Smithfield ham I ate so long ago!

Our Great Virginia!
Our Great Virginia!
Virginia is for Lovers!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth!
My name's Virginia!

Ah, with just a brushstroke,
A beautiful world can be seen!
Pure like the flowering dogwood!
I'm Virginia!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the recipe of happiness!
From the settlement of Jamestown
I'm Virginia!

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Author's Note:

I like to imagine Virginia's song being sung in a soft voice at a slow tempo, maybe while she's doing chores. I can also imagine songbirds singing in the background. Though the lyrics don't stand out very much, I like its simplicity.

Footnotes:

• Sweet tea is a popular drink in the Southern United States.
• Smithfield ham (also called Virginia ham) comes from peanut-fed pigs in Smithfield, Virginia.
• "Old Dominion" is Virginia's official nickname.
• The flowering dogwood is both the state tree and state flower of Virginia. The flower, in particular, is known to symbolize purity.
• Virginia is home to the Pentagon, the headquarters of the U.S. Department of Defense.
• "Mother of States" is one of Virginia's nicknames, referring to the fact they're the "first" state to be settled in addition to the number of states that were "born" from there.
• England is known for his dubious cooking which as a result corrupted America's palate. I like to imagine Virginia cooking for America while England is away during the colonial days.
• Mount Vernon was the plantation home of George Washington who was known to give tours of his home to the public, a tradition that continues in the present era. George Washington's Rye Whiskey, Virginia's state alcohol, is produced there.
• Kentucky, West Virginia, and Washington D.C. are some of Virginia's neighbors. Their formation is thanks to Virginia.
• Though Virginia is known for producing tobacco, I imagine her not liking the taste or smell of it.
• The headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is located in Langley, Virginia.
• "Our Great Virginia" is the state traditional song of Virginia.
• "Virginia is for Lovers" is the state slogan of Virginia.
• Jamestown is the first permanent English settlement to be founded in America which is located in Virginia.

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