"To be the eldest, You must be the earnest.
But when I observe my younger siblings as they grew up,
I can't feel anything but envy for them;
They grew up with such life, yet they yearn to become what they are now" -Ukraine

●Commentary●

Russia: *pats Ukraine's head* Awww, don't be like that big sister, you did your best, da?

Ukraine: *drying her falling tears* Russia, my brat.... *smiles at Russia*

Belarus: You are no good as a sister, even more as an older sibling...

Ukraine: *crying*

Russia: Belarus! Why would you say that to Ukraine?

Belarus: *poker face* I'm just saying the truth. #SorryNotSorry

((((Mean While))))

*At an 'All Asian arrange meeting'*

Japan: Who thinks China is the worst order sibring in the worrd? Say 'I' as you raise your hand prease.

Hong Kong: I *raised hand*

Taiwan: I! *raised hand*

South Korea: I! *raised hand*

North Korea: *raised hand* I...

Thailand: *smiles* I personally think he's nice...

South Korea: *gives Thailand the stink eye* You weren't conquered by him...

60% of the asian countries: I *raised hands*

40% of the other asian countries: *Personally thinks China is nice*

Philippines: *burst in the room*

Other asian countries: *looks at him, either startle, surprised or annoyed*

Philippines: PASENSYA PO (Sorry po)! I WAS STUCK IN THE TRAFFIC IN EDSA ROAD WHILE ON THE WAY TO NINOY NATIONAL AIRPORT AND THE PLANE RIDE WAS A DELAY TOO! I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE!

Malaysia: *whispers to India* I've heard Philippines has the one of the worst traffic in the world...

India: *whispers back to Malaysia* I got you know, It's true.

Other countries: *whispers to each other or amongst themselves*

Philippines: *eye twitches and bring out a balot* You dare to talk about my country infront of me? *smiles evilly and starts opening balot*

Everyone in the room: *gasps dramatically and point at the balot with fear*

Japan: Piri-san, that's enough, *turns to the others* That's enough everybody. *trying to calm everyone*

Taiwan: *points at Philippines* HIS STILL OPENING THE BALOT JAPAN! DONT LET HIM EAT IT!

Hong Kong: *expertly took the balot from Philippines graps and throw it on a trash can as if playing basketball*

South Korea: THAT WAS COOL HONG KONG~!

Everyone except Philippines: *applauds*

Hong Kong: *bowed respectively and return to his sit*

Philippines: ;-; But that was my breakfast... Hong Kong...

Hong Kong: ...

Philippines: ;-;

Hong Kong: *take out his phone and starts playing it*

Philippines: =_= Putang lalaking to. (Fuck this guy)

North Korea: *offers a plate to Philippines* You can have these kimchi that South Korea prepared for me *whispers to him* I hated it, and I've heard you like Korean foods.

Philippines: *smiles happily to North Korea* Salamat po (Thank you), North Korea *whispers to North Korea* between you and me... I like all kind of food.

North Korea:*eye twitches* You're no different with those Europeans countries. *went to his seat* You and your weird cuisines...

Philippines: eh? *looks at North Korea in confusion before eating the kimchi the Korean gave him* Anyways, what are we discussing about in this meeting, Kuya Japan? (Big brother Japan)

Japan: Oh, if you think China is the worst order sibring in the word, raised your hand and say I---

Philippines: *point an accusing finger at China* HE TRIED TO STEAL MY ISLAND SO... I! *raised both hands, dropping the plate of kimchi in process* ... oh shit...

Asians Countries: *Gasp*

South Korea: *stand from his seat and point at Phillipines angrily* YOU DISRESPECT MY CUISINE *raised index finger at Philippines* I DISRESPECT YOU. (Pointing your index fingers to some Pilipinos count as a middle finger to them)

Philippines: I DIDNT MEANT IT KUYA SOO! *apologizing to South Korea*

Hong Kong: *put 50 dollars on the table* I bet South Korea won't forgive Philippines, Japan.

Japan: *eyed Hong Kong* That bet is going nowhere...

Hong Kong: *put a Levi Ackerman Plushie on the table* ...

Japan: *put 100 dollars on the table* He wirr forgive Piri-san's crumsiness *wear shades and lick lips at the limited plush* you're destine to be mine Heichou...

Other Asian countries: *are argumenting with each other in the weirdest way*

China: *in the corner* Why are they so against me, aru? ;-; *cries*

Ukraine: ;-; I feel you too China. *cries*