"Si, I do have Chorea,

Si, I do hate almost everyone who's living in this world,

That I'm a clumsy foul-mouthed bastardo, that I have a great quality of being profane, and that I'm a self-proclaimed no-good-grouch.

But do you know something else that I happen to also have?

A big heart.

Something that other people overlook, and lacks off." -Romano

●Commentary●

[NO BASTARDS ALLOWED]

Spain: Awww~ I agree on that Romanito!

Romano: DONT YOU-A KNOW HOW TO-A READ BASTARDO? *points at the Sign above*

Spain: *looks at the sign* That was just mean...

Italy: Veh~ Your-a so good fratello~

Romano: ... *grunted*

Spain: Why are you so nice to the others and not me? *drying invisible tears*

Romano: BECAUSE YOUR-A DIFFERENT YOU FUCKING-A STUPIDO IDIOTA.

Spain: *gasp*

Romano: SI. dios mio, good thing you-a get what I mean...

Spain: *gasp happily*

Romano: OH NO.

Spain: I'm different in a good way right~? *hugs Romano* I KNOW~~~

Romano: *groaning and trying his hard ot breath*

Italy: *waving Spamano flag*

Hungary: *Went out from a nearby bush* OH HAIL SPAMANO~

Japan: *went out from the same brush* SPAMANO OUR HEART BERONG!

Italy: WE PLEDGE OH WITH OUR WHOLE HEART, TO BE LOYAL TO THEE.

Japan, Italy And Hungary: SPAMANO, SPAMANO, IT IS OUR OTP AND LIFE. IT IS THE COMBINATION, OF THE COUNTRY ROMANO AND SPAIN! WE PLEDGE AND SEE TO BE LOYAL TO THEE!

Hungary: *start beat boxing*

Japan: *bring out his camera and starts recording*

Italy: *rapping*
To the S-P-A-M-A-N-O, Yeah, We call our ship, Spamano,
We ain't act like our brain is nano,
But if we do, because we're on auto.
We call Spain Lovi's dado,
While Romano is Spain's Niggo,
We ain't lying to you,
Cuz S is to P is to A-Mano!

Hungary, Italy And Japan: SPAMANO! *bows*

Spain: *claps hand happily like a girl recieved a new doll*

Romano: *stares at the three with horror* My-a brain have deteriorated...